ARCH: Haha....haha...hahaha... GURARARARARARARARAHH..... "WEAKLINGS CAN'T CHOOSE HOW THEY DIE, YOU'D BE WISE TO REMEMBER THAT".....
NARRATOR: Damnnnnn.... just in case you don't know what he's talking about. It is one of Trafalgar Law's best lines in One Piece.
AUTHOR: Da fuck is wrong with you, Narrator..... of course I know that shit....
NARRATOR: Huhh?... I ain't talking to you, dumbass....
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ARCH: I can't believe it.... I have Law's Devil Fruit!..... Yessssssssssiiiiiiir.... Is this one of my wishes?.... Uhm.... tsk.. I feel terrible... I know for sure that I did grill a lot of wishes.... Aaghhh Aaahh.... now... now self, calm down.... huuuu (takes a deep breath ).... Cut that depressing moment.... At least I discovered something new.. gurararara... [-_-].... ALL RIGHT THEN (Stretches)... Let's do some researching...
AUTHOR: Fuckkkk..... This MC... I thought he was about to experience PTSD again..... (swiping the imaginary headsweat)....
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ARCH: Let's see...(fingers on his lower chin).... How big is this blue-like transparent field..... I think It's around? Hmmmm..... Fuckkkk, how am I supposed to know how big this thing is?.... I don't even know what the differences are between meters, yards, feet, square meters, centimeters, and many more bullshit..... Heh, at least I knew what feet is. 👍 Ughhh..... Hey system, can you help me measure this blue thingy? (with puppy eyes).
CREAKKKKK SYSTEM: [PROCESSING]
ARCH: Any minute now...
CREAKKKKK SYSTEM: [10 ft x 10 ft]
ARCH: ..uhmm.... Hey system, please use human language!..... what the hell is 10ft x 10ft ? Are we doing math or something? Ok... ten ft multiply by ten ft is equals to 20 ft.... 😑 (=100 ft) Ez peasyyy.... So does that mean this room is 20ft?..... Yep, this room is 20 ft. (nodding his head). Hey system?. Isn't your host impressive !.
CREAKKKKK SYSTEM: (slaps his forehead... wait system don't have head do they?..)
AUTHOR: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA..... that confidence.. hahahaha
NARRATOR: Yuppp... confirmed, this dude is mentally unstable...
DIRECTOR: Look, even the system is questioning its own existence. Hahahahah.....
ROB: Haa... 🥱 (Wakes up) What... did I miss something?..
AUTHOR: 😳 NARRATOR: 😳 DIRECTOR: 😳
ROB: .. What y'all looking at.. I know I'm handsome....
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ARCH: Heyyy system... what's wrong?..... heyyyy system?... system???..... Now you're ignoring me!.... Hmp... you leave me no choice, system..... (a hoarse, loud voice came out from his mouth) YOU DARE TO IGNORE MY CALL (raises his right hand to his mouth level ) BRACE THY ONESELF .... ( with his palm outreached, he slowly puts down his four fingers leaving only his middle finger standing proudly 🖕🏿 ) WITNESS MY ASCENSION, FOR I SHALL END THIS DECEPTION..... DOMAIN EXPANSION: SYSTEM EROSIONNNNNNN....
CREAKKKKK SYSTEM: (Hummp... you've made a big mistake, human.... you've been under my genjutsu the whole time. fufufufu..)
ARCH: Whatttt.... b-bu-but how?.
CREAKKKKK SYSTEM: ( And now... You'll pay for your own ignorance; DEMONIC ILLUSION: SHACKLING STAKES.)
Demonic Illusion: Shackling Stakes: Makes the target feel trapped by stakes piercing their body.
ARCH: No.. no N-no . t-this can't be happening.... Noooooooooooo....
AUTHOR: .....Rule number 1: don't mess with the system...
NARRATOR: (nods).. Ngl..... that was some Itachi drip.... respect... respect..
DIRECTOR: .. Now .... that's fucking Aura right there...
ROB: I'm feeling drowsy 😴
[ After 30 minutes of torture ]
ARCH: Damnnn.. fuck this system.. you treat everything seriously, don't ya.... tsk fine, you win this time.... but remember this, creaking system, I'll take the reins next time....
CREAKKKKK SYSTEM: Whatever.
AUTHOR: Do you smell that, Narrator?
NARRATOR: sniff sniff... Nope.. what smell?
AUTHOR: OF course, The smell OF RIVALRY....
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ARCH: .weww... for now, let's focus on the main topic.. This "room" did cover the entire room, though. Can I expand it.... let's try...(imagine it expanding).. Oh wow, it's working... yes.... Hmmmm, why do I feel tired and drowsy suddenly. ?... Oh. shit, I almost forgot that Larger Rooms require significantly more stamina. Shit.. I'll pass out again if this continues.. Come on, concentrate, make it smaller ... just enough to cover this room like before.... ha... ha.... Damn, that's harder than I thought... Haa... haha, jokes on you, readers, I didn't pass out this time .... Bleehhhhh...
AUTHOR: Whatttttt.... he said "readers," right?! Does this stupid MC knows something 🤔.
NARRATOR: That's impossible! Maybe just a slip of the tongue...
DIRECTOR: Or maybe he's not really that brain-dead as we thought.
AUTHOR: Director, are you implying that he's Playing the pig to eat the tiger ?..
NARRATOR: Hey author, was that a Chinese reference?
AUTHOR: That's right... now call me Great Ancestor and kowtow in front of me 10 times...
NARRATOR: What the fuck!!. tsk.. tsk.. that's it..... "You have chosen your death path" (takes out his needle-like hidden weapons ) Author, remember this: "When Yama calls for your death at midnight, who dares keep you until morning?"
DIRECTOR: HEYYYY.. IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
ROB: 💤 😴 💤
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ARCH: ( claps his cheeks) Much better..... Okay, next step!.... If I'm not mistaken, in this ROOM space, I can swap and slice objects... let's see.... Ohhhhh wow.... I can't believe it.. I can actually feel and sense everything within the ROOM... so this is the reason why Law can swap and teleport things... It feels like having a third eye,... Not that I have a third eye, or have ever experienced having one.... Hmm...(he suddenly pauses and looks back and he senses it behind the coffin there's a-)... what's that ?
-------To be continued---------