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Chapter 15 - "Your Sh*t Is Going Bananas~"

Cecily on the side saw the two arrows that were about to touch Castra's vitals and subconsciously shrieked, 

"Poop Shovelel!!"

Castra had no time to summon poops again, so he could only try his luck— with his battered shovel. 

"Activate The Way Of The Shovel!" 

BEEP. [The Way Of The Shovel skill is activated!] 

[Skill level: F-rank] 

[Upgradable] 

[Swing your shovel around and you become a top swordsman! You have a 10% chance to trigger a critical hit!] 

Maybe because just a moment ago, Garfin, a lucky cat, gave Castra a head pat…

Castra's luck finally turned around. 

BEEP. [You have triggered the 10% critical hit chance!] 

The tattered shovel suddenly glowed in a golden light and when Castra swung it towards the arrows…

It deflected the two arrows to the left and the right, missing the target by just a few centimeters! 

However, the difference between an F-rank skill and a D-rank skill was like a chasm, so the first arrow still grazed Castra's temple and the second grazed his rib, instantly cutting the bare skin. 

"Ugh!" 

Golden blood flowed from the scratch wound and the sparks of fire burned the wound. 

The two fire arrows eventually plunged into the sandy ground before disappearing. 

But then…there was still the third arrow! 

It was already right in front of Castra's belly, the same spot where his stomach got a small hole before. 

The audiences all held their breaths and opened their eyes wide. 

"Hissss— " 

That guy is over! 

Castra felt as if someone pressed a slow-mo button. 

Somehow, he could see the arrow inching closer to his body. 

He could sensitively feel the heat that was already burning his skin charred even when the flame hadn't touched him at all. 

At that moment, the skill The Way of The Shovel's swordsman attribute kicked in. 

Castra reacted with a superhuman speed, swinging his shovel and hitting the swirling arrow right in the middle, as if he's hitting a tennis ball. 

Tak! 

The last arrow was deflected to the side and Castra twisted his hip, narrowly missing the arrow by a mere millimeter! 

Swoosh! 

The fire arrow plummeted to the sand and disappeared with a flicker of the flame, just like the first two arrows.

The audience was stunned for a split second before they jumped out of their streets, roaring with their fists clenched high. 

"Yeahhhh! You go, boy!!" 

"Oh my God! Did you see his reflex?? He dodged all three arrows!!" 

"What is that shovel skill? Anyone knows? It can actually deflect a D-rank skill…is it really just an F-rank skill?" 

Amidst the excited murmurs, Mario and Archie's faces turned grim. 

Three arrows, none hit the viral area? 

Why is that guy so lucky??

Just a swing of his shovel coincidentally pushed away the arrows, changing the direction at the last second! 

Castra himself also felt that Garfin's paw pat boosted his 2-star luck, so much so that Castra suddenly remembered something. 

The gacha ticket reward from the side mission! 

He hasn't used it yet! 

Before the luck buff from Garfin disappeared, why not try it now? 

Taking a chance when Mario and Archie were distracted, Castra quickly asked Poo, who was circling him idly. 

[Poo, I want to use my gacha ticket reward!] 

[Oh! Oh! Oh! Finally!! Please wait a moment host~ (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)] 

Poo, who had been waiting for his host to use the gacha ticket, immediately opened a new system interface for Castra. 

DUNG! [You have 1 Gacha Ticket!] 

[Do you want to use the gacha ticket now?] 

[Yes] [No]

Castra immediately clicked the [Yes] button on his golden screen and the screen disappeared, replaced by...a toilet. 

A sitting toilet. 

Inside the toilet, countless round balls of all colors continued to spin, ready to jump out and scare the passersby! 

Holy sh*t!! 

Passerby Castra suddenly didn't want to start the gacha, but the gacha ticket had already appeared in front of his eyes— 

It's toilet paper. 

The toilet paper floated towards the sitting toilet and the water inside the toilet was suddenly stirred, spinning the colorful balls at the same time! 

Whirl. Whirl. Whirl. 

The next second, a round poop ball with golden light jumped out of the toilet and rushed towards Castra's face. 

[Ah! What the— ] 

Splash! 

The ball exploded in Castra's face and a system notification popped up. 

DUNG! [You received a Sh*t Luck Skill × 1] 

Castra's eyes instantly lit up. 

[A skill??] 

Even Poo didn't expect Castra's luck to be so good. He immediately jumped twice while popping confetti. 

[Ahhh! Congrats, host! It's a golden reward! It's super, super rare!! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠`⁠)⁠。⁠*゚⁠+] 

The chance of getting a golden reward, which was mostly a skill, was only 1%! 

Castra finally felt what it was like to be a lucky guy. 

Thank you, King Garfin! 

But speaking of the skill he just got…

[Poo, this Sh*t Luck…does it mean bad luck or good luck?] 

Poo: [It is bad luck, but it's not you who will be unlucky 

(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) ] 

[With just one *beep*, you can curse your enemy! Wanna try the skill? There's a target here~ ] 

Poo pointed at a certain fire archer and a mischievous smile appeared on his face. 

Even Castra slowly smiled like a fox as he activated the new skill on the spot. 

"Use Sh*t Luck!" 

DUNG! [Sh*t Luck Skill is activated!] 

[Skill rank: ??] 

[Upgradable] 

[Please use a special *beep* to successfully use the skill.] 

[The more the *beep* you use, the stronger the effect.] 

[PS: Recommended to use at least 3 *beep* on your selected target.] 

Then, the system interface immediately showed the available poop to select. 

It was a poop enshrined in a crystal box placed at the best place inside the Poop Museum— 

Garfin's flying poop. 

10 in totals. 

Castra, who used to look at the poop with disgust, finally broke into a genuine smile as he rubbed his palms excitedly. 

Hehe, for that annoying guy and his spirit, why not use all the poop here? 

It's not as if he needed it, anyway. 

With a single thought, Castra took out all ten flying poops and the poops that were previously wild and untamed became docile, just floating around Castra, spreading a unique stench bit by bit. 

Garfin's poops were small and the color blended with the dim surroundings, so the audiences, the commentator, even Mario and Cecily didn't notice anything. 

Only the three beast spirits at the arena sniffed the air and their faces turned pale at the same time, as if they were about to vomit. 

Blergh! What kind of smell is this?? 

Garfin: Isn't this the smell of this king's noble poop?? 

Garfin quickly identified the source of the stench and when he saw Castra with ten poops floating around, Garfin almost fainted. 

Ahh!! That's his poop! 

[Puny human!! What are you going to do with my poop, meowww?? Wait, why did you even keep it in the first place??] 

Garfin roared at Castra through telepathy but Castra, with puffy eyes and sausage lips, just winked at Garfin to appease the angwy cat. 

[Your majesty, just watch! Your *beep* is going bananas!] 

Before Garfin could protest, Castra had already used his new skill from the system's gacha. 

"Sh*t Luck! Target— the fire Archer!" 

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