The Shitter of Labio – Book 1: Kinetic Quest

In the absurd, conspiracy-riddled fantasy realm of Labio, Donald T—self-proclaimed Destroyer and reluctant Master of Daiarira—embarks on a grotesque, diarrhea-fueled quest to liberate his country from the hidden grip of shape-shifting reptilian bankers (the Congregation of Evil Reptails) who masquerade as the merchant elite while rigging the global economy through Vank, CFDs, short markets, and biochem scams.