Here you go:
Huhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Didn't I just die?
Wait, wait, wait — where am I?
I know I'm a psychic, but still… what is this bullshit?
Yes. A psychic.
I was born in an alternate world of The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
How the hell do I know that?
Of course — my own bastard pair of leeches. They sold their own newborn son to the military for psychic experiments.
And yes, the experiment succeeded — but only halfway.
I was born on American soil. And as for the MC rescuing us? Not a chance.
Saiki K. was a selfish man. Powerful? Yes. A superhero? No.
He knew that even if he saved a few today, it would only cause more problems in the future and disturb his normal life.
So he didn't do shit.
And of course, Tendou both resented and respected him.
Having the ability to do anything — whatever he wanted — was fabulous. Cool.
Not that he wanted revenge.
But even he, with all his powers, wanted a normal life.
As for the experiment — it only succeeded halfway because the military had a "brilliant" idea.
They were trying to create a radar to track these special freaks — "psychics."
So naturally, they decided to transfer psychic energy into their commander, who volunteered.
Of course he did. No one would refuse that lust of powers.
The allure of gaining superpowers was far too great.
But there was one mistake.
Tendou — or rather, I — wasn't even a psychic.
The only reason I was sold was because my parents — or rather, his parents — heard rumors. With his natural-born genius, they pitched him to the military as a kid with superhuman intellectual powers.
When the transfer occurred, the commander got merked.
His normal brain couldn't handle that level of energy. He died instantly.
And as for Tendou?
Well.
He was being electrocuted.
Free lobotomy session
With the commander acting as a medium, the neutral mental energy reversed. With nowhere to go, it flowed toward the only available path — the child strapped to a chair undergoing "treatment."
That's right. My way.
The sudden rush of power was overwhelming. So strong that even the examiners — the ones conducting the experiment — were killed within seconds.
After the commander died, the psychic energy reacted with the electricity. It split into negative and positive currents and rampaged through the facility, killing even the person trying to shut the experiment down.
The MC, now five years old, survived only because of his mutated mind.
His genius brain, already exposed to psychic energy, had partially adapted. But this sudden surge forcibly changed both his mind and body.
Then something "abnormal" happened.
He became more aware.
Before, he understood the military's intentions and the logic behind their experiments.
Now?
He understood this was a manga world.
He had become the second-strongest psychic.
After that, he slaughtered almost everyone in the facility using telekinesis and teleported back to his birth family.
He manipulated them into believing they loved him.
And they took care of him.
He watched anime.
But the constant experiments had destroyed his body beyond repair.
Before dying, he left them a gift. Ofc
An open gas stove.
Of course, he turned off their sense of smell before turning the gas on.
And today?
Today was a massive gathering celebrating his bastard father's promotion — a promotion he personally arranged by altering the candidate list so the company would mix up the names.
When they called the wrong name, chaos would break loose.
Both of those leeches — along with their entire bloodlines — would go to hell alongside the MC.
For two years, he made them fight each other. Then wiped their memories.
Argue. Wipe.
Break down. Wipe.
If their reactions weren't satisfying enough? Wipe again.
In the end, they became hollow shells.
Every time they gained a little control — or rather, when he allowed them to — they would beg for forgiveness.
MC just said, "Nuh-uh."
And wiped them again.
As for meeting Saiki K.?
He didn't have much time left anyway.
They met once. Had a decent conversation.
That was all. But that was the most fun talk mc never admited it
From the powers he gained, he could tell they were neutral in nature.
Okay.
Enough of this bullshit flashback.
Where am I?
"Author?" — Tendou.
"Okay, okay," the Author replied.
"Hello, child. I am the God of Reincarnation."
"Don't bullshit me. You're just a four-dimensional being. I've seen your kind."
"…Okay, okay. I'm a part-time employee of the God of Reincarnation."
"And you're getting isekai'd." he said hyped upp over dramatically
"Man, wasn't I already in an anime?"
"…How the hell do you even know that? You're just a mortal."
The MC unleashed his powers.
"Uh… okay, man. I can't isekai you with these powers. So let's gamble."
Obviously, he would lose. There was no way to win this rigged game.
The wheel spun.
Three categories:
Humans.
Cursed Spirits.
Death Womb Paintings.
Each had two options: unincarnated or incarnated.
Or…
MC's brother.
He got: MC's brother.
"Again," he said.
This time I'll win. That was just a fluke.
The rewards:
Broken innate CE technique
Spin
Broken perception (basically Observation Haki, but CE version)
Spin
Dabura's and Megumi-level potential
Spin
Kise's copy ability
Spin sweat
Isagi's adaptability
Spin after checking the machine
Perfect hybrid between curse and human
Spin
Child of fate
Spin (•_•) what the hell is going on
Call the managererr
High amount of cursed energy surpassing yuta okotsu or zero Efficiency cost
"I choose zero efficiency correction you got 50 percent waver you are not gojo saturo user and you get special eyes one blue and one red like emperor's eye from kuroko"
This is a scammm
What you gonna do cry about it you are already way to op
"Fair "
Nothing's broken man get lost - manager
"Wait.
Wait.
How the hell are you doing that?!"
"Well, let's check your luck stat—"
"How the hell did you miss every single good canon event of your goddamn life?"
Luck Rank: SSSSSSSSSSSS.
Luck is a state that worsens or improves depending on your canon events.
If you suffer, your luck increases in the next life.
If you win big — lottery, miracles — it resets.
It also depends on karma.
And Tendou?
He only took "minor revenge."
Yes, minor.
He only made them hurt each other once a year. He didn't want to become like them.
Killing them painlessly was mercy compared to the horrors they inflicted on him and other children.
The goodwill of those children passed onto him.
Compared to what his family and the military did to him…
His revenge didn't even shift the scale.
"Nope. I'm not letting you roll again."
"Okay," Tendou said. "Let's make a deal."
"I won't use my psychic powers in that world."
"But after the storyline ends, I can travel to any anime I want."
"And I can use little of my psychic powers in the form of ce "
Uhmmmm
okay
okay
Only two abilities
man but no op abilities allowed you just costed me my jobb
He started sobbing
Man we beings aren't even supposed to cry but what in the actual God's name are you
And those would Desterime your ct
And ct reversal
But anyway
You are getting the reversed version of dabura
Darkness is your main technique
And light is your technique reversal
Tendou picked two abilities
Teleportation :- which got turned into light into something else
Telekinesis :- which was also shifted into a indirect form
But there was a condition.
The psychic power he possessed had already surpassed the limits of his original universe. That was precisely why it had to be sealed.
A binding vow was formed.
In exchange for retaining his existence across worlds, his true psychic output would remain suppressed — regulated automatically to prevent planetary destruction or dimensional collapse. The seal would not allow careless annihilation.
However, the vow granted compensation.
Within any universe he entered, he would possess the highest attainable potential allowed by that world's power system. He would not dominate it instantly — but he would stand at its peak possibility.
His psychic abilities would not disappear.
They would adapt.
Telekinesis would manifest through cursed energy manipulation.
Mind-reading would become advanced perception.
Precognition would align with the flow of that world's energy.
( mc is op as f but the rule is that he can't use the powers to fight even show in that anime universe unless he goes to a world full of pshcyics he can only use that particular worlds power system or a similar power system in that world
In exchange he can gain the world's power system
The most potential of the character in that particular world
And he can also use his insane luck