You smiled, entering the room with a bright light following your aura as usual. Katsuki just rolled his eyes. "Wow, just a try-hard as usual, huh?" You smiled brightly, laughing as you finished brushing your hair. You'd let it grow out a little bit, so you were even cuter than usual. "You know, BaKat, we are basically siblings, so why would I ever try to seduce you?"
Kat laughed loudly. "Not me. Deku." You smacked his arm. "I don't like him romantically!" You shouted, and he nodded, taking a bite of his sandwich as he focused on you. "Well, I'm heading off! My friends are waiting for me!"
After a few minutes of just walking to the station, you made it. You waved excitedly at your friends- non-canonical useless people. You only kept them around for the awesome food and gossip.
Specifically, one of your friends was part of the Hero Commision- he was the main reason why you were still there. Also maybe because you'd aged yourself up to 23 and he was Hawks, but that didn't matter. "So, Ava, what are we going to do today?" You smirked.
And then eventually- as always- you and Hawks ended up being alone in a room together. You never made out, because obviously how could you? You were technically 12! That is so cursed my brain hurts.
Wait.. why did Eri look like a little kid? Well, those ten-year olds looked like babies, so maybe it's just Izuku's perception? See this is why you should never trust the minds of children. You and Hawks started talking about shared interests- AKA, coding to him information so he would give you info on the HSPC.
It was obviously a struggle, but eventually you picked up on his code. Apparently, Nagant would be incarcerated in 3 days. That wasn't good. You thanked him, then gave him the payment. "Hey, I heard that some guy called Toshi once went to I-Island! Isn't it weird?" You'd been talking about America and geniuses as a cover story, so it would be perfect for your newest hint.
"I also heard that the Shield family directly held an investigation for him, isn't that weird?" Hawks nodded, laughing and scratching the back of his neck to show he got the hint.
Another one of your shared friends- Yuki- opened the door. You jumped, flinching so hard you fell off the couch. After a few seconds of stunned silence, you burst out laughing. You also used visual effects to make yourself as stunning as possible.
"That was hilarious! I really am so jumpy, aren't I?" Hawks and Yuki both gapes like fish. Your(artificially made) black plaids had gotten a little messy from the show, and your contacts had gotten a little off center, so you excused yourself to the bathroom to fix them.
You still had a trace of a smile, even as you closed the door. You eavesdropped on the conversation afterwards easily. "Bro... Why is Ava so freakin' cute?" Yuki basically shouted. Hawks snorted. "She really is, right? The perfect friend-" "-Oh, man, she only hangs out with you, huh? You've got luck and connections on your side, but I'll win her over eventually."
After a few seconds of quiet, Hawks responded. "It's not like I have a chance anyways. We aren't together like that. Every time I bring it up, she somehow distracts me and I forget to say anything." You heard him place his head in his hands. Yuki snorted. "Maybe I do have a chance after all, huh?" After washing up, you entered the room and just smiled at them as if you were clueless.
"Hey! What were you guys talking about when I was gone?" Hawks and Yuki both blushed, then Yuki excused himself to go to his date for the party. "Hey, Hawks. Do you wanna... crash his date? It'll be a good experience, y'know? I've never even kissed anyone before, so I wanna see how it's supposed to go." Hawks stood, grinning. "Fuck yes."
When you'd finished with embarrassing him, he was pink, his date had left, and you and Hawks were laughing like lovestruck lovers.
On impulse, he kissed you. And you kissed him right back. You pulled apart after a few moments, giggling. "Hawks, that was so cute!" He flushed, shoving you but bringing you back because of father instinct.
At 3AM the next day, you arrived at the Bakugou residence. "Hey Mitsuki-san." She was reading a book, waiting for you. You just smiled. "And why were you gone for so long?" You shrugged. "That is a trick question, Mitsuki-san. Obviously I was hanging out with my friends."
She sighed. "You're... how old are you now? 14, 15?" You blushed. "I'm 15." You'd decided that you would take Katsuki's birthday because you were siblings. When you'd finished getting grilled, Izuku was sleeping in your bed. Well, you had said to meet at midnight. You tackled him, covering his mouth.
His eyes popped open, and he nearly screamed before remembering that the only thing scarier than All Might figuring about the fact that you'd somehow known about One for All before he said anything was a sleepy Katsuki.
"Hey, Izu." He sat up quickly. "I met All Might today. He said he'd give me a quirk!" You smirked, that was the only reason why you'd skipped yesterday- because of the fact you didn't want to somehow ruin the one thing that ever went right for canon Izuku.
He pouted. "He said that I was too weak, but that I could get it after like a month of hardcore training." You nodded. After all, it'd been four years of easy training to keep the two of your bodies intact for cowling.
In a few minutes, he recapped the whole thing- even small might because you probably already knew. You smiled. "Perfect! Everything is on schedule. WE should at least try to get a few hours in before school and All Might." Izuku nodded, leaning back down on your bed. You stepped out to get some water, and by the time you'd come back, he was passed out.
You smiled faintly, then grabbed a thin blanket and lay on the roof. You smiled, looking up at the sky as a shooting star fell from the sky- It looked to be a dragon scale. Only 30 of those fell down every 10,000 years, but you already had one.
Wow, you really just could easily use your quirk, huh? Well, you sat down and looked up at the stars again. After closing your eyes, you fell into a deep sleep, without any dreams(because you broke the dream rule).
When you were awake again, it was 12. You pulled yourself up and dressed for school, then teleported into the bathroom, pretending to heave. You stood on 'shaky' legs, still holding your stomach as you exited. When you entered the classroom, your teacher demanded to know why you were late.
You gave an excuse, and he believed it. When you sat down next to Kat, he just growled at you. "How do you do that?" You winked. School was the most boring pastime ever, so you usually made a clone to do it. Unfortunately, the mental whiplash was just obnoxious at this point.
A few minutes later, you were done with it and gave up, inventing a new trick on the spot that made a clone that would teleport to you and give you a summary of events after school finished, then blip out of existence. During lunch break(which was at 3), you switched with the meta clone, who copied you perfectly.
When you walked over to UA again, you smiled as you watched people enter and exit without a care. Well, it had been four years, hadn't it? You checked to see if any of your plants were still there. Surprisingly, every single one was, including the phone you'd placed on top of the window.
-Wait, scratch that, Mirio just took it. When it opened, he shut it off. Of course he did. It was Aizawa's nudes. Don't even ask how you had them, actually, you didn't remember and didn't really want to.
And it wasn't just Aizawa. All Might, Nezu, Mic, Oboro, Midnight, and Endeavor. Yeah, those.. you scrubbed your memory, but it was worth it because everyone started screaming when Aizawa got a hold of that phone. You walked off, smirking as you closed off the chaos stream.
The best part? The only two people who might've been able to pull this off are Hagakure and Mirio, and Mirio was the one who'd found the phone. There were 35 phones planted around the school and around it to see who'd be the next victim. So far, most were just Mirio, but some guy called Keith had found one, and also somehow Nezu'd found one.
You laughed like a maniac once alone, then recollected yourself and walked to Amajiki's house. You dropped off a heart shaped box of chocolates, Said that they were given to you for them by a blonde guy. The parents understood.
Of course, it was bull, but they didn't know that. And your cover was that the clerk at the store was blonde, and also it helped that Kat was blonde. And Denki. And Aoyama. And- OKAY, stop simping, seriously /name/.