Hey guys
fun fact, I'm taking commissions now. I figured that I should make money off something I like doing now that my pockets are a bit parched. Go to here to see my Kofi. or to https://ko-fi.com/mrlegantrop
5 bucks a thousand words, pretty low, but this is my first time doing this and I need to get the feel for it. You should probably message me, either here on QQ, on Ko-fi or on Discord so we can discuss if I wanna do your comm or not. My discord is mrlegantrop99027.
I love it, let me tell you, l LOVE Moxxie and Millie. I heard that new Helluva Boss episode dropped but I'm lowkey not gonna watch any of it until it's released fully and I'm gonna block everything about it on twitter. The only thing I heard about it is that Blitzo is a cuck now and I'm laughing my ass off cuz I lowkey didn't even like that guy in the first place.
Anyway, I lowkey wanna write a fic where an OC/SI just fucks Moxxie and Millie. Yes, BOTH OF THEM. I'm greedy as hell.
Enough of me though, enjoy the show.
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"Look bro, it's fine, we all got fart fetishes."
"The fuck you mean, WE!?!?!?!"
Two imps conversed, both of them having a bottle of liquor to bond over. They were sitting down in a booth at the bar, the same bar owned by locally famous Overlord, Ziltergiest. He wasn't a big name like Alastor or Vox, even after the Roaring Knight had gotten to them, but after a couple of years of some sly-talking and under-handed methods, he became an Overlord and set up this place as his main base of operations. It was currently packed with all types of people, along with the imps currently talking.
"I mean WE as in US."
"US? Are you talking about the movie?"
"Look bro, no shame in your game, okay?" The imp puts a hand on his friend's shoulder. "Listen, I got a cousin out in Greed, Moxxie, he has a real big fart fetish."
"Get your hand off of me right now before I fucking demolish you." The other imp said, prying the hand off his shoulder. "And besides, your cousin and I are not the same, you moron. stop projecting your fetishes onto me before I–" However, before he could continue cursing his very weird friend out, he was stopped by a loud sound.
The door to the bar broke open, the wood splintering as a body was launched through it and landed on the counter where the drinks were served. The waitresses, young women in skimpy maid dresses who always seemed to have forced bright smiles on their faces, jumped, seeing the body fall right at them.
"Had enough, yet?" A voice asked, the person coming inside the bar, revealing himself as the Roaring Knight. "You aren't beating me, and I already told you to get your shit in order before I came after you. This is honestly your fault if we're being realistic right now." He continued, casually walking forward to Ziltergeist. "You ladies mind if I take your boss real quick?"
They all nodded quickly.
Ziltergeist looked messed up horribly. Normally he had swampy green skin with a straight-jacket and gas-mask that was simply a part of his sinner form, however, the Roaring Knight had done a number on him. The gas mask was still on his face, but leaking his black blood along with the straight jacket showing off his heavily bruised skin.
Without wasting a second, The Roaring Knight thrusted his hand inside of his chest. It remained there for a few seconds, the room being deafeningly quiet even amongst Ziltergeists coughs of pain before the Knight took his hand out of his chest, the same hand clenching what seemed to be hundreds of small little chains.
He opened his hands, the chains flowing into him, but not before changing a bit. Instead of chains, they turned into small pieces of string, barely even visible due to how tiny they are. He cleared his throat. "All of you are free now. I have your contracts and you do not need to work here anymore nor do anything for me. Go do whatever strippers do or something." He said bluntly before attempting to walk out the door, but stopping in his tracks. "Oh yeah, drinks on Zilter over there, he won't be needing the money." Was the last thing he said before walking out.
[1x DIAMOND RANDOM TICKET: BECOME THE OVERLORD OF HELL WITH NO COMPETITION AT ALL]
[Holy Grail]
|Legendary Item|
Type Moon - The Holy Grail is a mass of incredible amounts of raw magical power in the shape of a chalice. The Chalice can either be used as an immense source of mana or be used to grant the user's wishes as long as they can be achieved through the effects of magic below Legendary Tier. Restock Timer: 720 Hours
"That's…Holy shit, that's really good." He couldn't help but say out loud, his Roaring Knight armor dissipating as he immediately called the Grail to his hands. 'I really should've watched Fate to get an idea of what this thing could do.' He thought, looking down at the golden cup.
Over the past week, James hasn't been a slouch at all, getting to work the moment his announcement was aired. Every single Overlord in hell fell to him in due time, Ziltergeist being the last one all in all. It was remarkably easy too, the difficulty just being a benefit of not only being an Archfiend, but also possessing multiple traits to make him tough to kill.
The sparring with Lucifer also helped, James getting the shit kicked out of him just a little bit less every single day. He even made it to 15 minutes right before he had finished his Overlord hunt today.
'I suppose I should try the obvious first.' He thought, holding the grail up. "I wish for UNLIMITED WISHES!!!!!"
…
"Aw man, it didn't work."
"I WISH FOR UNLIMITED GRAILS!!!"
...
He pouted. "Alright then, something more sensible."
"I wish Niffty…"
***THE HAZBIN HOTEL***
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal!"
"Do you really have to sing that every time you walk in?" Niffty asked, rolling her eye at James' antics but not resisting at all as he pulled her up into a kiss.
"Hell yeah, I do." He said, snuggling her, planting small kisses on her neck. "Can I ask you a question real quick?"
"Sure, what is it?"
He reaches behind him, materializing one of Sukuna's fingers into his hand.
"Ya feeling hungry?" He asks, chuckling a bit. "Nah, but seriously, I–"
CHOMP
"..." He swiftly opened his eyes, seeing the finger already gone from his hands and Niffty having a suspiciously finger-shaped shape in her mouth before swallowing. "You edgy bitch.. There's an ancient evil in that finger, you maniac! If I didn't wish for you to be a vessel, you prolly would've died by some soul-poison shit!!!" He yelled, shaking Niffty by the scruff of her maid outfit, but Niffty wasn't home anymore.
"Get your hands off of–" Sukuna tried to say, his presence temporarily taking over Niffty's body. He tried to talk, but James swiftly cut him off, taking a deep breath and putting a hand on his shoulder.
"Listen buddy, I'm gonna tell it to you straight. You're not tough shit, I'm gonna lobotomize you, my girlfriend is gonna get all of your abilities and I'll teach them to use them better than you and after 3 months I'm gonna rock her world and you're just gonna have to sit there and take my dick in your new pussy and ass. Capisce?"
Sukuna didn't say anything in response, instead, launching a dismantle straight at James' face…only for it to do nothing. James just smirked. "Try harder." He said before activating Idle Transfiguration and beginning the process of burying Sukuna's soul under Niffty's, all the while feeding him multiple fingers.
Sukuna tried to fight back, launching cleave after dismantle after punch, hell, he even cut off his own arm to get out of James' grip, but James just caught him again after he regrew it and kept feeding him fingers. Soon enough, a 20 finger Niffty was passed out in James' arms, the Heian era demon sealed inside of her and lobotomized for good.
He picked her up, taking her to their bed and tucking her in while James got to work on something completely different.
For James, the main problem of B2A was the fact that it was fleeting. The moment that he needed another power, if he didn't put the first one into TRSS, then it would just be gone. He aimed to change that right now, though.
'B2A, give me a cloning power that's biological in nature.'
Rolling…Rolling…
You received Penny Lent's cloning ability.
'Penny Lent from Sky High? Good lord, I'm eating so swell.' He thought, letting out a small smirk before storing it in TRSS. 'Now give me something that'll boost my understanding of the body, anatomy and genetics in particular.'
Rolling…Rolling…
You received Bonesaw's shard.
James didn't say anything, letting out a little smirk as he let the knowledge flow through him before making a clone of himself.
"You uhhh…You feeling like killing me and taking my spot?" James-prime asked.
"No, I know and accept the fact that I'm a clone. Besides, even if I did want to do that, why would I tell you just for politely asking?" The clone responded.
"Geez, am I really that much of a smartass?"
"No, it just seems like a sort of safety-precaution built into the power, not only do we clones possess unyielding loyalty to you, the prime, but we would also wholly represent different parts of your personality. For example, I'm your logical reasoning and intelligence."
"So if I–"
"Yes, if you summoned more, you would get freaky-James." Smart-James said, rolling his eyes. "God, I'm such a dumbass. Hurry up and make a bed so I can give you this permanently and I don't gotta exist more than I should."
"Wow…I'm kind of an asshole." James-Prime remarked, but used Crystal Caeser to make a small bed for him to lay on as Smart-James loomed over him. "Alright, do your thing."
"B2A, give me the ability to make anesthesia." Smart-James said, putting Prime-James under high alert.
"Dude, what the fuck are you doing?"
"Oh relax, would you? Alicia already made it clear that we aren't regular i nthe slightest, so normal stand rules wouldn't apply to us, meaning…"
Rolling…Rolling…
You received the Gas-Gas no-mi
"...For the record, that should not have worked." James-Prime said, but he was already falling asleep under the anesthesia
***50 MINUTES LATER***
"Ugggghhh, I hate having weird dreams. Fuck kinda dream is going to Avatar:The Last Airbender with a god damned Jumpchain? Shitty ass dream." James said, rubbing his head while he woke up. Something he quickly noticed, however, was not only was he alone, B2A and TRSS had dissipated, but he also had the same knowledge and ability to work on bodies with Bonesaw's shard.
"Dude…" He spoke out loud.
[1X PLATINUM TICKET: CHEAT A REQUIEM STAND]
[Satsui no Hado]
|Epic Trait|
Street Fighter - You have awakened the Satsui no Hado, the Surge of Killing Intent, otherwise known as the Dark Hado, allowing you to tap into your inner Ki reserves thanks to it. This Hado requires the practitioner to tap into their inner animalistic bloodlust, rage, and murderous intent to physically manifest your killing intent and tap into your inner energy through it. Using the Hado will slightly transform the user, enhancing their physical strength, allowing them to imbue energy into their strikes, and turn their Ki into dark flame-like energy. Skilled enough users may even be able to use it to telekinetically control objects. The more someone practices the Hado, the stronger they will become, and so will their desire for conflict and conquest. If one cannot control their Hado properly, they may even transform into an Oni. But it is possible to tame this power no matter how difficult.
"Fuck yeah."
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THE END
So, how was it?
The next chapter should be a Lucifer and James chapter and then after that will be the end of the 3 month penance of James before he goes ham and fucks everything that moves in that hotel. I'm horny and wanna write smut, what can I say?
After that though should be an Adam chapter where we see what really happened back in the day.
Also, if you wanna see my comms or random snippets I have, you should go to Ideas Across the Stars on my page.
Without further adieu…
Bbbbbbbyyyyeeee!