"Zeep, you have an honored guest from beyond the stars." Said the President cheerfully as he guided the group.
Zeep barely listened to the President however as he was focused on his work.
"I said 12 quantum stabilizers, not 11. Fix it or it's your ass. Chris, I'm in the middle of something." He said nonchalantly referring to Rick as Chris.
Before the President could speak again, Lorimer cut in.
"Question, where does the name Chris come from in your culture?" Asked Lorimer calmly.
"I don't care. Ask somebody else you uneducated bum." Replied the green skinned scientist rolling his eyes.
"Gonna remember that in an hour or so" Said Lorimer glaring at Zeep.
Oh Zeep done goofed this tim- oh sorry i was talking to myself. Where were we? Ah yes, the President stammering for a way to de-escalate the situation.
"Zeep, is Rick- The alien. Rick the alien. Rick the alien..."
"Really? You're gonna pull that move? I guided your entire civilization." Said Rick angrily. "Your people have a holiday named Ricksgiving. They teach kids about me in school."
"I dropped out of school. It's not a place for smart people." Replied Zeep nonchalantly.
"Oh, snap!" Exclaimed Morty.
"Your point? It's also not a place for dumb ugly unathletic unfunny loud unpopular...geez you dropped the whole bucket here, didn't you." Added Lorimer narrowing his eyes. "Basically anyone without a redeemable school trope."
"Listen here you little-" Zeep approached Lorimer angrily before Rick stood in his way.
"Hey, the only one who can call him a little s*t is me you arrogant little-" said Rick angrily as he glared Zeep in the eyes.
The President, sensing the tense situation, decided to quickly change the subject.
"R-Rick was hoping to see your new energy source. I think he could learn a lot from you, Zeep." He said nervously.
Lorimer, however, decided to ignore the dialogue and focus on how would survive inside this inception hellhole.
"Okay, TV, video game, comics, food, an artificial Rick in case he forgets about me and i need a way out because i don't doubt he'd leave me be if he does, DNA gun...i think that's everything."
Soon, he would come to realize how pointless it would be to fully continue this episode.
"Hey, did you hear something?" Asked Lorimer narrowing his eyes at the ceiling.
Morty turned Lorimer and raised a brow. "Like what?"
"Like some kind of...disembodied voice." Replied Lorimer with a frown.
Oh sh*t, he's on to me. Oh no no no! This can't be happening! I-i can't lose my job like this! I-i have a family!
The author can not know of this! Uh, i know! It's all just a part of your imagination. There's no disembodied voice narrating all of your actions.
"Nope, maybe you're just imagining it." Shrugged Morty calmly.
"Maybe." Shrugged Lorimer.
Oh thank you, Morty. I shall sing praises of you for this kindness you brought upon me.
Alright, readers, please ignore this tiny error. Back to the nice classic Rick and Morty adventures. Don't forget to leave a nice review on this story or else i lose my job...please, i have a family.
Anyway, back to the story *sob*.
"Yes, Chris. Thanks for reminding me of that. Great president. All right, let's go." Said Zeep getting the great and kind Morty and Lorimer's attention as he teleported them, himself and Rick inside his battery which was exactly the same as Rick's.
They couldn't even react before they were already inside.
"Put an unbounded vacuum inside a temporal field until a world developed. I then introduced the people of this world to the wonders of electricity in the form of a device I call a flooble crank." Said Zeep confidently as he introduced our group to gis world. "What they don't know is that 80% of every crank's energy output gets channeled out of the miniverse to be used by us. No more gooble boxes."
"I got to tell you, Zeep, with no disrespect, I really think what you're doing here is unethical. It's not cool." Said Rick calmly.
"What?!" The great and kind Morty exclaimed angrily before Lorimer put his hand over his mouth like the scum that he is.
He's my savior, dang it! Treat him with respect.
"Just wait a little. There's more." Said Lorimer, the scum, calmly.
Morty watched angrily in silence as Rick commented on the ethics of what Zeep was doing while the scum only cared about capturing the joke about slavery with extra steps.
How heartless.
"Rick! A word!" Said the great and kind Morty angrily before and Rick went to a corner and spoke quietly.
Meanwhile, Lorimer, the scum, wondered about the situation and if he really wanted to spend that much time in the wild.
He stared intently at his DNA gun before nodding. This scum has decided to change the story like the monster he is. The audacity.
Soon after this decision, he flinched upon seeing Zeep's over the top disguise that caused the kind Morty to freak out a little...creep.
"It's me. I've convinced the people of this planet that I'm a traveler from another world." Said Zeep in his costume.
"You don't think that's over *burp* doing it? You can get the same result-"
"Rick!" Exclaimed Lorimer
"Right, nevermind. I shouldn't be so critical. We're aliens." Rick corrected himself.
Zeep ignored him and began the landing. "Places, please. We're about to land."
Lorimer silently readied his gun and got ready.
"WHAT THE F*K, LORI!" exclaimed Morty in shock.
"Yeah, this is pretty messed up." Agreed Rick nodding.
"I shot a deranged scientist and blew his head up after another guy shot himself in the head after you started this whole inception thing." Said Lorimer tiredly. "Look, i saw the possibilities. If i kept him alive we'd be stuck in this primitive world using trees as...a homework folder or something."
"Really?" Asked Rick judgingly as he raised a brow
"C'mon, you know Mortimer would do it." Said Lorimer calmly gesturing towards his brother.
"Hey!" Exclaimed the great Morty feeling offended.
"Oh definitely; I'm just asking why you're saying it like that." Replied Rick ignoring Morty's reaction.
"I have a strict moral code, Rick." Said Lorimer crossing his arms. "I'm not a savage."
"You're literally standing on top of two corpses!" Exclaimed Morty angrily
Lorimer went silent and shot Morty with his DNA gun, causing him to pass out. "He's gonna forget the last five minutes when he wakes up."
"Huh? That's useful. Can i have some of that?" Asked Rick raising a brow as he sat down on a chair.
"And add another scientist to your jealousy list?" Lorimer raised a brow.
"I swear, I'll find that Hienz and-"
Lorimer stopped him and created a tv out of the blood and corpses around the room. He then pulled out a small mushroom out of his pocket.
"How about i show you why i respect him so much?"
"*sniff* oh my god. I can't believe it; i wanted to kill that guy? I'm a monster." Said Rick as tears fell down his face and Lorimer nodded. "I thought i had a tragic backstory, but this! Oh my god."
"I know. We're all monsters compared to him."
"Ugh, what happened?" The great and kind Morty said as he finally woke up. "And why do i suddenly feel like i can speak fluent Spanish?"
Rick turned to Lorimer who shrugged. "Uhh, a big fight happened and you got hit on the head pretty bad. You okay?"
"Estoy bien, creo?"
"Well, i understand now that what i did was pretty bad. It's like slavery blah blah blah. Let's go home and I'll make some perpetual motion machine or something."
"Uhm, what happened to the other two?"
Rick and Lorimer both froze upon hearing the question.
"Uh...w-we abandoned? Them...on this planet?" Said Lorimer nervously.
"Y-yeah, we *burp* kicked them off the ship." Said Rick calmly.
"Yeah, if we kept them, it would've been easier to beat the blade of Miquella blindfolded." Added Lorimer.
"Another reference? Nevermind; of course it is."
And with that, they all headed home telling both mini universes that what happened to their scientists was a mere accident.
Thankfully, genocide was avoided.
"So you mean to tell me that a great evil scientist from another world thinks I'm cool and wants to hangout sometimes? Is it true?"
"Yup, Dr Hienz. Name's Rick Sanchez. Just as long as it won't cause an apocalyptic dystopia where you're the overlord of the planet."
This was the start of great friendship.