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Chapter 126 - Shrinkflation

[The Omniverse - Abyssal Dynamics Manufacturing Sector]

The massive alchemy cauldrons of the Abyssal Hardware manufacturing floor were bubbling with glowing red liquid. Millions of standard-issue Healing Potions were being bottled and shipped to the Company Stores across the Omniverse.

Valerius, the celestial CTO, approached Victor Thorne with a glowing red logistics report.

"Principal Thorne, we have a supply chain crisis," Valerius stated, his four arms gesturing to the cauldrons. "The cost of refined Griffin Blood—the primary active ingredient in our healing potions—has spiked by twenty percent due to the new Chokepoint Tariffs you instituted at the Nexus Gates. Our margins are bleeding."

"Then we offset the cost, Valerius," Victor said calmly, checking his gold pocket watch.

"I'll update the pricing algorithm immediately," Valerius reached for the console. "We currently sell a standard healing potion for ten thousand Pantheon Bucks. I will raise the retail price to twelve thousand to cover the inflation."

Victor slammed his silver-topped cane onto the metal grating, stopping the CTO in his tracks.

"Absolutely not," Victor's voice was a chill, suffocating rasp. "You never raise the retail price of a staple consumer good. Raising prices generates extreme psychological friction. It causes consumer backlash, bad PR, and invites the OTC to investigate us for price-gouging."

"Then how do we maintain our profit margins if the raw materials cost more?!" Valerius asked, baffled.

Victor tapped his fountain pen against the Tycoon's Ledger.

"We don't raise the price," Victor smiled a ruthless, predatory smile. "We shrink the product. It is called Shrinkflation."

Victor swiped his pen, projecting a holographic blueprint of the classic, spherical potion bottle.

"Redesign the glass vial," Victor ordered cold-bloodedly. "Thicken the glass at the base by a quarter of an inch. Indent the sides to create a 'sleek, modern, ergonomic grip.' It will appear identical in size on the shelf, but it will hold exactly fifteen percent less liquid."

Seraphina noted the design changes on her clipboard. "And the active ingredients, Sir?"

"Dilute the Griffin Blood with sterile saline water," Victor adjusted his cuffs. "We maintain the ten-thousand-buck price tag. The heroes will think they are buying the same reliable product they have always bought."

Three hours later, inside the Safe Room of Sector 7, Leo the hero was bleeding heavily from a spider bite. He spent his last ten thousand Pantheon Bucks at the vending machine, desperately uncorking the newly designed healing potion and chugging it.

The magic flared, knitting his flesh back together. But the magic ran out early.

Leo gasped, looking at his leg. The wound was only eighty-five percent healed. He was left with a permanent, agonizing limp.

The vending machine chimed cheerfully.

[HEALING INCOMPLETE? BUY A SECOND BOTTLE TO FINISH YOUR WELLNESS JOURNEY!]

Victor watched from the cameras, sipping his coffee. By secretly shrinking the product and diluting the quality, he didn't just save his profit margins. He forced the heroes to buy twice as many potions just to survive the same fights.

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