"Come on work you stupid computer I spent money to upgrade the RAM, and it still doesn't load Chrome."
A middle-aged man spoke his eyes were weary and tired he took a sip of coffee and placed the mug down, the man stood up and stretched looking around the office he sighed, once again empty the lights where off it was quite scary he thought, as usual he was forced to work overtime, a ding came from his computer the man sighed and sat back down
"Probably another piece of work from management"
He laid his head on his hand and sighed, the We-mail read,
From management-
Congratulations Kolden you have garnered interest from the world whale it has decided that maybe your suffering shouldn't be in vain! Press yes below to accept it's gratitude
Kolden finished reading the We-mail and laughed to himself as if pitying himself
"Is this some kind of sick joke I know I put myself in bad situations purposefully, but I'm not that much of a masochicst this amount of psychological abuse is too much"
Kolden spoke with vigor if there was anything he had pride in it was his way of handling stress, Kolden moved his mouse trying put the We-mail into spam he clicked and sighed giving up easily he muttered
"Stupid We-mail I'll press the yes not cause I have to but because I want to, it's my decision you hear! that management"
Pressing yes, the click echoed as Kolden blanked out and was transported suspended mid-air darkness was the only thing in sight
"I'm totally dead aren't I, Mhmmm? I guess this is a nice way to die didn't feel any pain which is always good"
Kolden spoke softly, he looked around there wasn't much to see besides darkness it felt kinda nice, when was the last time he was able to be in his own world and just relax, Kolden was startled a groan noise echoed around him and diminished fast it sounded much similar to a noise whales make
"Am I in the middle of some sort of space whale migration that's cool"
Koldan tripped at the sudden change he was able to take a step there was solid ground now, another similar noise resounded through the area, it lasted much longer with the noise a bright twinkling star dazzled down it was a bright white star, as its descent ended so did the noise, Kolden blinked and rubbed his eyes regaining his vision
"That was cool I wish I had gotten to see that again sometimes I forget how beautiful the world is, compared to snotty old hag managers and a computer screen"
Kolden stepped closer to the star he actually managed to grab a star, if this wasn't a goal in his life now it was, he moved the star around holding it between his pointer finger and thumb, suddenly the star gleamed brightly as it engulfed his arm in a white light it felt warm and comforting to Kolden but the brightness sorta ruined it for him
"Ahhhh my eyes no epilepsy warning geez is that the trade off for touching a star"
Kolden smiled it was worth it, Kolden rubbed his eyes gently he stared at his arm it had engravings on it, resembling runes from a souls like that he played on his free time, Kolden stared almost marveled at the rune on his arms it was so cool, then a groan echoed through the space, staring up from the marking, a massive whale the size of a planet swam towards him rather swift, Kolden swore he could feel wetness dripping from his pants he totally pissed himself
"Oh am I about to be eaten ahh shi"
Before he could speak Kolden was swallowed up