Late at night, in the doctor's office, a young man with short hair sat at the office chair, his hand controlling the mouse of the computer infront of him. He scratched his head and searched, "The Tyrant's Villainous Life" and clicked the first link.
"They said this is peak, I gotta check it for my own to recommend it to twin."
Before he knew it, his vision turned black and he woke up in somewhere...he didn't know?
"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERE THE HELL AM I?!"
He got up and checked his body and face infront of the body-length mirror for anything out of the ordinary.
"What the hell?! Why do I have a fucking long brown hair?!"
He looked at his clothing and noticed that he was wearing pajamas, he ran towards the wardrobe and searched for something to wear and all of it looked plain as fuck.
"What on earth?!"
"DID I TELEPORT? WHAT THE HELL?"
"FUCK THE AUTHOR! I HAD A SUSPICION THAT IT WAS A VIRUS LINK BUT I CLICKED IT ANYWAY!"
He ran towards the body-length mirror again and yelled at himself.
"YOU'RE SOMEONE WITH A PROFESSION, A DOCTOR! HOW COULD YOU FALL FOR THAT?! ARE YOU STUPID?!"
"I am stupid...fuck!!"
"I'm more stupid than my bitchy patients asking for water during night shifts..."
"Wait...IT WAS THAT FUCKING AUTHOR'S DOING WHO EVEN NAMES THEIR SELF 'FishboNe CHewer'?! DO THEY EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL?!"
"I prefer school than this shit!"
In the end, he still wore the plain robes he found earlier. He checked himself in the mirror and had the urge to kiss his reflection.
"I never knew I would look so good after wearing this. I'm definitely charming every woman!"
He looked around the room and found a scroll on the bed with a name written in it. He picked it up, opened it, and read the content.
"I plead the heavens to take me away, bring me to a realm full of peace and kindness, this apothecary's name is Feng Yu..." He muttered.
"What a shitty name...who names their child that? Only the 'FishboNe' would. Fuckass name, what would you get through in life with that?!"
"Tsk. My throat hurts with all the screaming."
"Huh...so it was this stupid apothecary's doing. I gotta hit on the pretty girls around here, this is luxury!"
He was feeling energized for no reason, no doctor would be this angry and stupid. Someone with a profession, mind you! If another doctor would see him act like this, oh boy...the embarrassment he would feel.
He walked into a room, feeling happy and joyful. Until he saw the countless jars filled with poison and unwashed dishes scattered on the floor.
"What the fuck?! Can this person even clean?! You're a grown ass person for god's sake!"
"I don't know if I should clean..."
This doctor won't clean something that he didn't do!
The doctor got up, fixed his robes, walked to the front door, and walked out to feel the fresh air of the novel.
The doctor walked far away from his big house and realized that the house was on a tall mountain.
"The fuck?"
He then walked down the tall mountain. By the time the doctor was on the bottom, he was exhausted by all the walking.
"Ha...ha.."
"Why the fuck is it even on the mountain?!"
He looked back at the mountain and realized that the house could no longer be seen!
"I'm never climbing that mountain again..."
He started walking ahead again and reached a town that was very quiet...like the villagers were dead?...
"What the fuck?"
(I should check this out.) He thought.
He explored the village and just realized that this whole story was a chaos! "Oh gosh...this is pure torture..." he muttered.
"Does the author even have a brain?" he muttered again.
A gust of wind blew against him and he immediately got scared and ran far away from the village, not daring to look back from where he came from.
Shit shit! He thought while running in a panic.
He stopped running after thirty-five kilometers of distance covered by him.
He looked very exhausted to the point that his face was almost paler than pale itself.
"Feng Yu." a deep and cold voice spoke from ahead of him.