In a world where everyone has a quirk, not every ability is useful. Some are strange, some are awkward, and some… are completely useless.
The Hero Bureau still has rules: if you want to be a hero, you have to apply, demonstrate your power, and pass the tests.
But what happens when every applicant shows up with a quirk that's ridiculous, impractical, or borderline useless?
This is the story of what would happen when trash quirks meet serious hero bureaucracy.