Authors note: I'm writing this because bored and don't want to burn out on my other stories. I probably won't update this often unless it gets popular enough to force another story onto the back burner. Which now that I think of how low the popularity of fics involving Gundam are. That one is probably going to be the one if this does well. Anyway hope yall enjoy my boredom induced thoughts.
"Ughhhh fuck what the hell."
I woke up to a sharp migraine. I was in my room in the extinct fluaros house. Wait extinct? No we're not extinct. I feel like I now know things that are similar but different to what I know. As if a book was crammed into my head overnight, but vaguely. Almost literally a story called Highschool DxD about an insignificant wuss pervert of a human becomes able to fight gods with the power fo tits of all thing. Worse this story resembles my world almost perfectly. Except many of the "extinct" houses are not extinct here.
Hell my cousin on my moms side Rias end up in a harem of the sleezy tit loving pervert. I wasn't against harems. They were a apart of devil society and perfectly normal. Honestly thought Rias was weird for hating them, after all her father has one. But my cousin deserves better than some perverted fool. Why else would I beat the crap out of her fiancé Riser everytime he says something stupid and misogynistic.
*sigh*
now's not the time for this I need to sort out what I know. No clue if any of this tits based nonsense will happen, but better safe than sorry. Rias has recently turned 18 same age as me and is in Kuoh. Fuck. Okay her school year hasn't started I can work with this. I guess I should also find an excuse as I've previously expressed dissintrest with this ants. The ones that get sacred gears or have magic potentially are fine but I can't bring myself to care for the normal ones. Oh I know I'll just use the old looking for peerage members excuse. I hate to admit I only have one peerage member and it's my elder sister who insisted on being my queen. That day was awkward to say the least.
My father Andros Flauros objected. However mother Janice Flauros, formerly Gremory, has him both figuratively and literally whipped. So it was quickly resolved. Well let's go talk to mom.
I got out of bed and cleaned myself up before getting dressed. My mother and sister were there father was probably either asleep, because of mom, or Already Working.
"Good morning Nae how did you sleep my cute little brother."
My sister Aina Flauros smiled sweetly at me. I was no dense mother fucker like the idiot who's information got shoved into my brain. My older sister has serveral times express interest in me that way. Officially there is nothing between us. It's not that anything wrong would happen. Devils don't suffer those problems after all. It's just the old fuckers on the council would complain more, than they already have about my sister refusing to marry. Honestly I think they'd complain more were it not for the fact that Zekram is "good friends" with moms ancestor Runeas. Nothing is more powerful than nepotism.
(Aina looks like Hindenburg from Azur lane. Janice looks like Mauvika from Genshin but pure red hair.)
Our ancestor Kalana Flauros is still around, but constantly traveling incognito so good luck finding her. Father describes her as free spirited to put it lightly. The truth being she's a massive pervert and drinking buddies with Odin. They brag to each other about people they've slept with. Satans this world really does run on titties…
"I slept well Aina, and good morning. Good morning to you as well mother."
"Good morning, Should I leave the room for you two to flirt more or no."
"Would you even if I asked?"
"No."
She smiled mischievously
Yep that's my mom. According to her, during my parents wedding Uncle Zeo Loudly shouted "SHE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW ANDROS NO BACKSIES" followed by her laughing and Shouting "HE'S RIGHT YOUR STUCK WITH ME NOW!!!"
"Any way you look like you want to talk about something. What's on your mind?"
Here it goes
"Mom I want to go to the human world."
"Oh? Why last time I said you should and I quote "why would I associate with ants?" Those were your exact words if I recall."
"That's fair I did say that. I was very focused on my personal strength at the time and training. The only person close to me in strength is Sairorg, whom I have the utmost respect for his determination and strength. I also admit I had my head up my ass and I need to fill out my peerage. As you so often remind me."
"Oh, so you did hear me all those times."
I new she was just giving me hell but it was still annoying. Uncle said she is the Gremory with a personality closest to Runeas.
Alright since it's not really possible to assign you a personal territory at this point I'll talk to your Uncle Zeo and the Sitris. I'll see if I can get them to let you and Aina stay in Kouh. You'll probably have to go to a human school however. I grimaced internally at that thought.
"Okay if that's what it takes."
Mom smiled and left to make the calls.
"So are you serious about us going to the human world?"
She asked as she draped herself over me from behind and rested her head on my shoulder.
"What? You don't want to?"
"I'll go were you go, moms right though I gave up my right to have a peerage to be your queen so you do have a responsibility to have one. But if anyone girl falls for you I'm the first wife got it."
"Your my sister…"
"And?"
"Fair not like I resist your advances anyway."
We chatted for a bit about random supernatural things. Aina informed me that there had been several terrorist attacks on the youkai faction recently.
"Oh are Yasaka and Kunou okay?"
"They fine mom went to check on them yesterday." Mom was friends with yasaka and the only devil she truly trusted. Well besides me and Aina I think. She was comfortable enough to let us be around Kunou atleast.
"Well that's good."
I started looking at the devil net in my phone.
"Oh they updated that stupid propaganda top 10 list again."
"Why do you hate it so much again?"
"Because with all due respect to our cousin Sirzechs Lucifer. The only two people on that list that are accurate in strength are Shiva and Indra hell I'm suprised Kali's not on that list she's equal two shiva in power. And yet they don't put her on the list not to mention all the primordial deities like Izanami and Izanagi, Nyx, Erebus, hell I know for a fact despite how much of a pervy old man Odin is he's way stronger than his son Thor. I'm not saying our cousin isn't strong, I'm just saying he should be near the bottom if on it at all. And Ajuka no he doesn't belong on the list. And as much as he hates our species with a burning passion hades has earned his spot on that list by being so much more competent then his rapist man child of a brother."
"Okay, okay. Calm down Nae I forgot how heated you get about stupid things like this."
"Your right. Your right I should calm down. Sorry, I just don't know why people take it for gospel I mean the page and website it's hosted on is run by Ajuka."
"Nae you know how stupid people on the internet can be. Besides by having two people on that list it makes other factions less likely to mess with us."
*sigh*
"True."
At this point mom walked back into the room.
"Good news they said they can accommodate the request. However you will have to stay with Rias and her peerage."
"Uggghhh I know I'm not one to talk considering I don't have one, but her peerage is a train wreck."
My mom just gave me the disapproving mom look.
"Fine. Maybe I'll even help her whip her peerage into shape."
We ate the rest of breakfast silently. I didn't see dad. So either dad's already working or I might have a younger sibling within the next decade or two. The fact Aina and I were so close in age was practically a miracle honestly. Many devil siblings are incredibly older than the other. Aina is only a year older than me. That says things about my parents I don't want to think about.
"Well let's go pack some things."
Aina and went too our respective rooms. I picked some things I felt were important. As I was packing my eyes fell upon a box I'd been keeping safe in case. I met someone from I met several years ago. I hadn't seen her since I found her injured. I had been gathering evidence in secret. Maybe I'll see her someday. With that thought I packed the box among the other things I decided to bring.
Authors note again I'll update when bored. Or have ideas I'll write one more chapter then call it a night.