By midday, after I finished the shopping run, Merry-chan had finally woken up in my bed.
"I'm gonna marry you for real now♡ I'll stay right by your side forever and ever♡"
She immediately clung to me like a needy little koala, rubbing her soft, warm body against mine without a shred of shame, her small hands stroking my chest.
"If you don't want to marry me yet, I can just be your personal pet instead♡ Just keep giving me lots and lots of thick cum and sweet juice, okay♡"
Honestly, having such an adorable girl glued to me felt incredibly good… but it was also dangerous.
"If you stick around the shop too much, people will start getting suspicious. Go home for now, alright?"
"Okay~ I'll come back to the shop later♡"
I finally managed to send her home.
It was about time I started experimenting with new menu ideas. In this world, cooking required constant creativity and trial and error.
"The meat problem is still such a pain…"
I was relying heavily on wild mountain vegetables for now, but—
"Well, it was pretty much the same situation back in the Edo period, so…"
I tried deep-frying every edible thing I could get my hands on.
"Hmm… the issue isn't even the frying time. These just don't taste good at all."
They were so bland and greasy that plain oil would've honestly been more appetizing.
"Maybe I shouldn't limit myself to just fried food…"
It was almost time to open the shop.
Prep work began in earnest.
"Man, the alcohol is disappearing way faster than usual lately."
I understood the fruit wine flying off the shelves, but even regular sake and ale were vanishing at an alarming rate. Why?
"I'll keep a close eye on today's orders."
We opened early—around two in the afternoon—thanks to this world's strange custom of a "break time" around three o'clock where almost everyone drank. That's why I bothered opening so early. People would swing by for a few drinks during their break, finish work by four-thirty, then have dinner and even more alcohol.
Their sense of time felt ridiculously short to me, but that afternoon rush was pure profit. Alcohol sales alone were insane.
I dragged out the usual large barrel and thumped it down prominently in front of the shop, then started producing fresh liquor and lining up dozens of mugs.
Time for war.
"People on tab—write down exactly how many cups you take! Cash customers—one copper coin per cup!"
The crowd that showed up was ridiculous. Lately way more people were paying in cash, probably because I made it slightly cheaper that way.
"This is delicious! You should open for lunch too!"
"I can't even finish the shopping if I'm stuck here all day!"
Man… I really needed to hire some help.
I'd tried hiring employees before, but every single one had turned out to be a thief. The losses had been pretty painful.
"Ideal would be someone who can handle the daytime shift…"
Running an izakaya-style place completely alone was exhausting.
I finally figured out why the alcohol was vanishing so quickly.
"Hey! No using your own cups!"
Some crafty bastards were bringing their own oversized mugs and scooping directly from the barrel. One official cup was supposed to be one copper, but their "cups" were practically buckets.
The rush hit like a storm and left just as fast. When the barrel finally ran dry and I tallied the tabs—
"Around three hundred cups…?"
How much were these guys drinking in one sitting?
Still, three hundred copper coins wasn't bad. Roughly thirty thousand yen. Combined with the evening crowd, I was pulling in about a hundred and fifty thousand yen a day.
"Hiring someone would cost about one silver coin per day?"
One silver coin was worth ten thousand yen.
I could afford it… but the theft problem still loomed.
I needed someone I could actually trust.
Then it hit me.
"If you're free, want to work here? All-you-can-drink plus proper wages."
"I'd love to!!!"
It was Merry-chan.
In this world, it wasn't unusual for young kids to work at all. And if it was Merry-chan, I could relax—I knew I could trust her.
Perfect. Problem solved.
She still couldn't carry heavy barrels or do the heavy lifting, but that was more than enough for now.
The night crowd was surprisingly light.
Neither Miju-san nor Rai-san showed up today. A few other half-elf regulars were there, though.
Then—
"Shopkeeper, can you come to the forest tomorrow?"
The elegant elf woman from yesterday suddenly appeared again.
"Tomorrow works for me. The shop is closed anyway."
"Then it's settled."
She left without another word.
Tomorrow I'd be visiting the elf forest. Better get some proper sleep tonight.
Or so I thought.
"Fill your wife's toilet-pussy with tons and tons of hot cum tonight, okay♡"
The moment the last customer left and I locked the door, Merry-chan didn't even wait—she hiked up her skirt right there in the middle of the dining area and shamelessly exposed her bare, already glistening lower half.
"I know you have to wake up early tomorrow, so just one round and then I'll go home, promise♡"
"Yeah, just one round."
I didn't hold back. I grabbed her tiny waist, lifted her onto a table, and slammed my thick cock straight into her tight little pussy in one powerful thrust.
"It's here!!!! Your huge cock is stretching me so wide!!! It feels so goooood♡♡♡"
"Does it feel good, Merry-chan?"
"It's amazing♡♡♡ So deep♡♡♡ I love it so much♡♡♡ I love you♡♡♡ Pour everything inside me♡♡♡ Fill your little wife's womb♡"
I started pounding her hard and deep, the wet slapping sounds echoing through the empty shop. Her tiny body bounced with every brutal thrust, her small pussy gripping and sucking me like it never wanted to let go.
I flipped her over, bent her in half, and drove even deeper, grinding against her cervix with every stroke.
"Kitaaaaa!!!! It's hitting so deep!!! You're ruining my tiny pussy♡♡♡ Make it all loose and sloppy for you♡"
Her voice was already breaking, eyes rolling back as pleasure overwhelmed her.
I reached down and rubbed her swollen clit while still hammering into her.
"Are you going to cum already?"
"Yes♡♡♡ I'm cumming♡♡♡ Big brother's cock is making me cum so hard♡♡♡"
She squirted violently, clear juices spraying all over my cock and the table as her walls spasmed wildly around me.
I didn't stop. I kept thrusting through her orgasm, chasing my own release.
"I'm cumming too—take it all!"
"Yes♡♡♡ Flood me♡♡♡ Pump your hot cum straight into your wife's womb♡♡♡"
With a deep groan I unloaded, thick ropes of semen blasting directly into her immature depths, filling her completely.
But even after I pulled out, she was still twitching, cum leaking from her swollen, gaping pussy.
"More…♡ I want more♡♡♡"
She turned around, pushed her ass up high, and begged with tears of pleasure in her eyes.
I grabbed her hips again and slid back inside, fucking her from behind in long, powerful strokes while she drooled onto the table.
Her pussy was even wetter now, creamy with our mixed fluids.
"Merry's pussy feels so good… I don't want to stop."
"Don't stop♡♡♡ Use me as your cum-dump wife♡♡♡ I'll take as many loads as you want♡♡♡"
I fucked her through two more orgasms, each one making her squirt harder than the last, until her legs were shaking uncontrollably.
Finally, as I felt myself approaching the edge again, I pulled her upright, pressed her back against my chest, and whispered hotly in her ear.
"I need to piss… can I do it inside you?"
Her face instantly melted into pure, broken ecstasy.
"Yes♡♡♡ Merry is big brother's personal meat toilet wife♡♡♡ Piss inside me while you cum♡♡♡ Fill both my holes♡♡♡"
I slammed in deep one last time and let go—hot piss mixed with fresh cum flooding straight into her womb.
The overwhelming sensation pushed her over the edge again.
"I'm cumming while you piss inside me!!!! It's too much♡♡♡ I'm breaking♡♡♡"
She squirted violently one final time, her whole body convulsing as her eyes rolled completely white and a silly, blissful ahegao face took over.
Thick cum and piss overflowed from her ruined little pussy, dripping down her thighs in messy streams.
"Feels… so good...♡"
With one last happy sigh, Merry-chan passed out completely, still impaled on my cock, a content smile on her lewd, drooling face.
I gently laid her down and sighed.
"…I really went overboard again."