The shop was bustling as usual when I introduced the new fried burdock-root dish (or whatever the local equivalent was called). Since it was still in the testing phase, I offered it for free to the regulars.
A grizzled old adventurer took one bite, chewed thoughtfully, then frowned.
"Little too tough, ain't it?"
"Hmm… but that crunch is kind of new, right?" I replied, scratching my cheek.
Truth was, this world didn't have much of a culture around enjoying texture in food. Most dishes were soft, stewed, or mushy. The crisp bite of well-fried burdock was unfamiliar territory, and it showed in the mixed reactions.
Still, I wasn't discouraged. I wandered among the tables, asking the regulars what they'd like to pair with alcohol.
"Hey, got any food ideas that go great with booze? Something you'd wanna munch while drinking?"
"Oh man, something that tastes amazing with your sake, huh… let me think."
Salty snacks? Pickles? Salt was available, so…
That's when it hit me like a lightning bolt.
"Oshinko!"
Pickled vegetables! How had I gone five whole years without realizing I'd completely forgotten about Japanese-style pickles? I'd been so focused on perfecting soba that the simplest, most perfect drinking snack had slipped my mind. No rice meant no traditional meals to accompany them, but that didn't mean I couldn't develop them anyway.
"Yes! Time to start developing proper oshinko!"
That night, the shop had closed, and the only sounds echoing through my private quarters were wet, passionate ones.
"Ne~e♡ Hey, when are we getting married already?♡♡♡"
Miju-san purred, straddling my waist, her massive, soft breasts bouncing heavily with every roll of her hips. As a half-elf, her body was impossibly tight and velvety, the inner walls rippling and sucking greedily around my cock like they never wanted to let go.
"Why the sudden push?" I asked between groans, hands gripping her full ass.
"Well, our sexual compatibility is perfect♡ And I get all the free drinks I want♡" she answered with shameless honesty, grinding down harder so the fat head of my cock kissed her cervix with every thrust. "What more could a girl ask for?"
Her reasons were purely lust and alcohol. Refreshingly straightforward.
"I do have someone I'm sort of considering as a proper wife candidate already…"
"Ehh~? You're so popular. Fine, friends-with-benefits it is, then♡"
She was so casual about it. Miju-san was supposedly a teacher at the local academy, yet here she was—busty, horny, and riding me like a woman possessed.
"By the way, we're having a staff drinking party at the school soon. Think you could bring some of your good booze over? Officially, like a catering thing?"
"An on-site service gig, right? Of course, no problem."
"Great! Then let's fuck even harder♡"
If stamina were a competition, Miju-san would win hands-down. She usually demanded at least five rounds, and tonight was no exception.
"So… how many fuck-buddies do you actually have?" she asked curiously while bouncing on my lap, her slick pussy making obscene wet sounds.
"…Four."
"Oh, that's fewer than I expected."
Maybe that was normal in this world.
"I thought the reason you hadn't moved shops yet was because you were spending all your money on women."
"Ah, I see. No, actually… I got robbed by bandits."
"Oh yeah, you mentioned that. This district really is dangerous."
"Yeah… but it feels like home. Kinda reminds me of the old under-the-bridge vibe from Shinbashi. Hard to leave."
"Well, when you do open a branch, pick somewhere safer, okay?" she said, then leaned forward, pressing her huge tits against my chest as she began riding me with renewed vigor.
"Still, thanks to those bandits, I got to meet this amazing cock and unlimited booze♡ You can creampie me as many times as you want tonight, okay?♡♡♡ Fill me up raw, nice and deep♡"
No matter how many times I took her, Miju-san's half-elf pussy never got old. The way it clung, rippled, and milked me was addictive. I couldn't hold back.
"I'm gonna cum again…"
"Of course, do it♡ Dump it all inside♡"
With a powerful thrust, I slammed up into her and exploded.
'THROB!!!'
Thick, heavy ropes of cum blasted straight against her womb.
"Ahn♡ I'm cumming again too♡♡♡ Aaaahn♡ I love this so much♡♡♡"
She dove down, kissing me sloppily, tongues tangling wetly as we rode out our orgasms together.
"Mmmmnn♡♡♡"
God, it felt incredible. I was completely hooked on this woman.
We went three more intense rounds after that. By the time I walked Miju-san home, I was so exhausted I collapsed into bed and slept like the dead.
The next morning, however, I was woken by a soft, sweet voice and an even softer mouth.
"Ehehe♡♡♡ Good morning, Husband♡ It's time for Merry's special morning blowjob service♡♡♡"
My tiny commuting wife, Merry-chan, had slipped into my room at dawn. She was already between my legs, small hands gently stroking my morning wood while her pink tongue flicked teasingly over the tip.
Without saying a word, I grabbed her slim waist and lifted her tiny body into the air.
"Fueh? What are you—?"
I didn't answer. I simply aligned my thick cock with her ridiculously small, already dripping pussy and slammed her down onto me in one brutal motion.
"FUNYAAAAAAAHHHH!!!♡♡♡ Husband's huge cock♡♡♡ It's prying Merry's tiny baby-pussy wide open!!!♡♡♡ It's too biiig!! Nooo!! My pussy's going stupid!!♡♡♡"
I said nothing. I just used her light body like a living onahole, bouncing her up and down my shaft with raw, selfish force. Her tiny pussy stretched obscenely around my girth, juices squirting out with every savage thrust.
"I'm cumming already!!!♡♡♡ I'm cumming so hard!!!"
I ignored her cries and kept pounding, treating her like a toy made purely for my pleasure. Her perfectly cute face was quickly ruined—sweat pouring down, tears streaming, tongue lolling out in a sloppy, ahegao expression.
"Ahhya♡♡♡ It's too much♡♡♡ My pussy's breaking♡♡♡ Becoming a dumb, cock-drunk pussy♡♡♡"
I finally spoke, voice low and possessive.
"I'm going to fill you up now. Because you're my wife."
"Yes♡♡♡♡ Please creampie your little pussy-slave's stupid cunt♡♡♡ Fill Merry's baby-womb with thick cum♡♡♡"
Even though I was being completely self-centered, Merry-chan was ecstatic, her tiny body shaking with joy as pure instinct took over.
'THROB!!!'
I buried myself to the hilt and unloaded, flooding her immature womb with pulse after pulse of hot seed.
"I'm cumming so haaaard!!!♡♡♡ It's so goooood!!!♡♡♡"
She squirted violently, pussy gushing clear fluid while piss, tears, sweat, and drool all mixed together in a messy, beautiful display of total surrender.
"That felt amazing…"
"Ah… ahe♡♡♡"
Merry-chan lay twitching on the bed, completely spent, her tiny pussy still weakly clenching and leaking my cum.
After a few minutes she crawled up to me, nuzzling against my chest and begging for kisses between soft, needy gasps.
"I love you so muuuch♡♡♡ I love Husband more than anything♡♡♡ I'll do absolutely anything for you♡♡♡ Please keep me by your side forever and ever♡♡♡"
As usual, she rubbed her slick, cum-filled pussy against my thigh like a needy kitten, her small body trembling with aftershocks and overflowing affection.
The new pickle project, the upcoming school drinking party, and my growing harem of adorable, insatiable girls… life in this isekai was getting busier, tastier, and far, far lewder by the day.
But I wouldn't have it any other way.