Saving the world by spreading my legs (BL)

Tales of Lunaria: an adventurers messed up life is a pure comedy-style fantasy novel filled with humor similar to Gintama and konosuba. Where 3 best friends are constantly at the prideful one's throat a greedy cat boy who can't take anything seriously, and a monk who's constantly tired of his friends antics well at least until comes up with his own antics. What to expect? This is primarily a comedy fantasy book so expect jokes don't take the plot too seriously even if you think it's getting deep and introspective it's not I'm just right for fun not a contract. there will be physical book published on Amazon kdp in due time with art and everything when that's out I'll change the synopsis to say that so enjoy comment review do what you want cause to some degree I'm just goofing around with this book.

Xiao Yu only wants to be a "salted fish"—eating and sleeping all day. But destiny has other plans. Dragged into an epic journey with a gluttonous airhead girl and a cowardly baby dragon, this lazy hero keeps "accidentally" saving the world. "Can the Demon King wait? I haven't finished my nap yet."

*NOTE: Contains Mature Content, Reader Discretion is Advised* “Finally! I COULD ENJOY LIFE!” - were the final words of a man who ended up dying of a heart attack. Fortunately for him, he woke up not in a hospital bed but in a luxurious room. “Master?” Greeted by a maid who looked more like a humanoid rabbit than a bunny girl, Rexford Diabolos awakens to a new life- “THE PRINCE IS AWAKE!” As the third prince of a demonic empire… Tags: #Elves #Dwarves #Beasthuman #Royalty #EntertainmentIndustry #Non-HumanRaces #MultipleLoveInterest #Polygamy #ProactiveMC #Bloodlines #Nobility #ArrangedMarriage #pastlivesmatter #mystery #comedy

SYNOPSIS “Six months, Minjae. Try not to fall in love.” Jisoo smirked, stretching a hand to Minjae who looked disgusted at the idea but took his hand. “I don't want to see your face after this. Deal?” Jisoo’s grip on the Minjae’s hand tightened for the fraction of a second. Thenㅡ “Deal.” Six months and they could go back to what they really wereㅡ Enemies. **************** The visual of a top idol k-pop group learns his company plans to quietly remove him in a year for being too “boring” as sales plummet. But when a drunken night with a rival Idol sparks dating rumors that send fans into a frenzy, the two companies force them into a fake relationship for publicity. What begins as a marketing scandal soon becomes something neither of them can control. Because the biggest lie in the industry…might be their feelings. WARNING This novel contains dark, taboo themes, including power dynamics, and explicit sexual content. It explores heavy elements such as dominance, submission, and morally complex relationships. This is not a soft romance or a feel-good story. It is raw, intense, and unapologetically graphic. Strictly for readers 18+. Reader discretion is strongly advised.

Victor Malfoy is the elder Malfoy twin, a transmigrator from Earth, and unfortunately… someone who knows the entire Harry Potter plot. This should have made his life easy. It did not. Victor is stuck with a system called “Most Fortunate Person.” A system that proudly does absolutely nothing—except occasionally throw rewards at him. Yet for someone called “Most Fortunate Person,” Victor is spectacularly unlucky—always stumbling into trouble whether he wants to or not. To find out how his journey unfolds, and what’s really wrong with his so-called lucky system, follow the story. (Note: Except for the OC, I own nothing.)

The world’s population has been reduced to less than 500,000, but the only remaining traces of the apocalypse are the Elements–“Elements of Life,” many call them. Jelani is 18, but he’s already left one past behind and now lives as a soldier, fighting for the city of Hoodsale. Beneath the shadow of Mt. Hood, Oregon, he exists, going about his day-to-day life with the least enthusiasm possible. However, when he’s called on a mission to hunt down the criminals of this world–“rebels”–his company is caught off guard and torn to pieces. But Jelani survives, obtains the power of an element, and, with the world on the brink of a second disaster, he resolves to gain strength and make his existence known. All drawings (and the cover art) are drawn by me!

[18+] [MATURE CONTENT] He died once — pushed to death by the one person who had spent years making his life hell. || He woke up in someone else's body. Someone else's wedding. Someone else's empire. The rules of his new life were simple: smile at the banquets, pour the tea, be the perfect house-husband. Survive. Gerffron Wadee was very good at surviving. He had already done it once, in a different body, in a different world, under the hands of someone who hated him for simply existing. || He had not planned on Styrmir. He had not planned on the boy locked in the dungeon beneath the estate — eighteen years old, body wasted to half that, eyes like winter that had forgotten it was allowed to melt. He had not planned on the way that boy flinched at raised voices but never at his. Had not planned on the nights spent teaching him to read, the mornings teaching him to fight, the quiet dangerous in-between hours that felt like something Gerffron had never once been allowed to have. || He told himself it was pity. Then responsibility. He ran out of lies around the time Styrmir started looking at him like he was the only fixed point in a spinning world. The Duke has her own secrets. The Crown Prince has his own designs. And the past Gerffron thought he'd left behind in another life has followed him across worlds, wearing a brand new face. Gerffron Wadee has survived one lifetime of being destroyed by someone he trusted. He knows exactly how dangerous it is to let someone matter. || He lets Styrmir matter anyway. || Because some loves don't ask permission. They just arrive — quiet, inevitable, and absolutely impossible to undo. BL isekai | slow burn | dark secrets | he came back to life just to lose his heart all over again

It is impossible for a police officer to fall in love with a criminal. That’s what Riley believed. That’s what she was trained to believe. Riley Knox goes undercover knowing exactly what she’s walking into. A powerful CEO. A spotless public image. And rumours of ties to an organisation that has ruined lives and vanished without a trace. Her job is simple: observe, listen, gather proof, and get out. No attachments. No mistakes. But nothing stays simple for long. The more time Riley spends around Nathaniel, the harder it becomes to separate the role she’s playing from the feelings she’s trying to ignore. He isn’t what she expected. He’s careful, quiet and controlled. And somehow, in the middle of lies and half-truths, something real begins to grow between them. Then there’s Melanie. She isn’t part of the investigation, but she becomes impossible to overlook. A child caught between distance and discipline, acting out because it’s the only way to be seen. Loving too loudly in a house that doesn’t know how to love gently. Riley never meant to care, but caring happens anyway. All three of them are struggling in their own way. Riley with the weight of her duty. Nathaniel with the secrets he refuses to let go of. Melanie with emotions she doesn’t yet know how to name. Somehow, without meaning to, they begin to lean on one another. Not perfectly. Not safely. But honestly. And that’s where everything starts to fall apart. Because love built on secrets doesn’t stay hidden forever. And when the truth finally comes out, Riley will have to choose between the badge she swore to honour and the people she never planned to love. The question is not whether love can survive danger. It’s whether anyone walks away from it unbroken.

There had always been so many things I loved about the story of the Sith Inquisitor. The cleverness, the biting sarcasm, the triumphant story of rising from slave to Dark Councilor in a handful of years, of ritualized Sith Sorcery and, of course, of massive lightning storms. I had always imagined that, should I wake up one day in the world of Star Wars, I would be my favorite character in my favorite universe. Then I awoke, strapped to a table, a slave being tortured and twisted, body and soul, for the amusement and 'advancement' of my owner. I realized that the world I had seen had only been a fraction of it, only the parts that wouldn't fall afoul of Ratings and censorship laws. And I realized that the path to glory was not so easy as a game made it seem. Fine then. I have the advantage of foresight and a touch of Destiny. If I must become 'evil' to gain my freedom and to free the galaxy from its vicious cycle, let me be 'evil'. Or A massive Star Wars nerd ends up in the world of SWTOR pre-game as a slave and realizes that games really undersell things. **This story updates on the 20th of every month**

Reincarnated as General Jing Yuan, he unexpectedly transmigrated to the Douluo Continent. Also transmigrating were the Luo Fu Immortal Ship, Fu Xuan, Jing Liu, and others! For hundreds of years, he frequently traveled to the Star Sea, searching for a way back, but to no avail! One day, he returned from his Star Sea journey to the Douluo Continent! At this time, Tang San had become the Sea God, defeating Qian Renxue decisively. The two great empires clashed, causing widespread devastation. Jing Yuan sent Fu Xuan and others to suppress Tang San and restore peace to the continent! The Shrek Academy members scoffed! Tang San: What Luo Fu Immortal Ship? I can destroy it with a flick of my finger! Just then, the heavens descended, revealing the Luo Fu Immortal Ship! [Number one on the Douluo Power Ranking: Luo Fu Immortal Ship!] Tang San: ??? … With the exposure of the Luo Fu Immortal Ship, the Douluo Continent was shocked. Everyone was curious about the owner of the Luo Fu Immortal Ship. In the far north, Jing Yuan was enjoying life in a rocking chair, with the Snow Empress and Ice Empress serving him on either side. Jing Yuan couldn't sit still any longer: "Oh no, we're going to be exposed! My leisurely life is going to be over!"