Hey Everyone, Tyler here! You know, for a series that has your name in the title, you'd expect that I will be given the spotlight 24/7 right?... Well your assumption is wrong!! Of course we have to develop other side characters as well, well at least that's what the author told me to say. If it was just me, I would rather dedicate an entire chapter giving you a history lesson about bananas but one might say, you might go bananas reading it, get it? cause bananas?? ...that sounded way better on my head. Maybe the author does have a point... whatever just proceed to the next volume...
It is a bright Saturday morning and Tyler is seen walking towards to a local computer shop. He's visibly annoyed as he enters the shop holding a notebook (yes, the notebook) and a pen.
"Damn that pervy teacher for giving me a homework. Aren't weekends supposed to be for relaxation? Now I got to do schoolwork on my day off too?! I hope he steps on a lego or something"
He rented a PC and started doing his homework. He was halfway to his tasks when he found himself completely bored of the whole thing.
"Let me just boot up one game real quick to ease my mind"
The computer shop Tyler is currently on is a place called "Bombsite". Although students often rent their PC to do their homework, the place is a hub for competitive gaming for the youth. The current hot game right now is an MMO game named "Protection of the Ancients" or "POTA" in short. It is a 5v5 game and its aim is to destroy the base of the opposing team.
Although Tyler is new to the game, he is familiar with the structure as he has played similar games in the past before. He created a new account using the username @monkeking_420 and began playing. Tyler's main hero is a Gorilla character that shoots banana from his wrist and swings using vines. Tyler is crushing the competition despite being a newbie.
The guy seating next to Tyler that goes by the username @bhoskz_eet_eet noticed how good Tyler is and invited him to a game.
"Hey buddy, wanna join for a ranked match?" the guy asked.
"Umm sure but I literally just started playing the game I don't know if I'm high enough for a ranked match" Tyler said.
"Brother you literally have 420 in your username, you can't get any higher than that. It'll be fine just trust me." the guy assured.
"Okay then".
The duo crushed the whole competition and we're named co-MVPs.
"I didn't know that was a thing but either way I had fun. For a newbie, you sure did felt like a god there" the guy said.
"Hey you did too, you were great using the anthropomorphic horse character that has a dick in his forehead" Tyler said.
"...brother it's a Unicorn. By the way, I'm Bhoskz Eet Eet but you can call me Eet"
"Tyler, just Tyler"
"Okay just Tyler, see you around"
"You too Eet"
Tyler's time is already up so he bid farewell to Eet who still has time left and continued playing. Just as Tyler is about to go the corner of his home, he realized he left the notebook at Bombsite.
"Dammit"
Having no choice, he went back to the computer shop. Thankfully, the notebook is still there otherwise he would've been cooked and this series would have ended abruptly. As he was about to leave, he noticed that Eet's PC is still on with 5 minutes left.
"Hmm that guy just left and didn't finished his time huh"
Eet's Facebook account was left open. Tyler grinned for a moment but hesitated.
"I know what you guys are thinking but I'm not going to do that okay, we're better than this... Although a picture post of a monkey holding a banana between his crotch seems funny af"
As Tyler is scrolling and looking for the said picture, a notification popped up. It was some random guy calling him a monkey. Tyler was triggered by this and began typing furiously.
"SYBAU, I had sex with your mother" Tyler typed.
Just as Tyler pressed sent, the PC already shut down as time is already up. Tyler was feeling good with the reply he made but then he realized he made a mistake. It wasn't even his account to begin with and the message wasn't addressed to him but acted as if he's the one being targeted on.
"Oh"
He began looking at everyone in the shop and noticed how they were glued to their monitor screen and didn't noticed Tyler's presence. Luckily for him as well, the CCTV wasn't installed. Tyler left the place as if nothing happened.
The following day, Tyler returned to Bombsite to continue doing his homework. He made sure to use another notebook to avoid the problem he encountered yesterday.
"No more games, Tyler. I'm gonna focus on finishing my tasks today!"
Two minutes later, Tyler is playing POTA.
Eet arrived at the computer shop with three guys with him. He saw Tyler and immediately greeted him.
"Hey Tyler, you're here again?"
"Oh Eet, what's up"
"I bought my boys with me by the way, you up for a ranked match? We're complete Five-Man squad"
"Alright then, let's go!"
As Tyler is waiting in the game lobby before the match starts, he switched to YouTube to listen to the new Drake album, blasting his headphones volume to 200%.
"This better be a banger Drizzy or KDot gon whoop your ass again next time around"
The match starts and Tyler's team is leading and in control of the game. As usual, Tyler and Eet is doing the heavy carry. They were in their late push when suddenly, a group of guys entered the computer shop.
In the front center is a guy wearing a black tank top and sporting a ninja headband. He approached Eet from behind and smacked his bald ass head so hard, Eet's headphones came off.
Shocked, Eet quickly turned his head around to see who had just provoked him. Alas, it was a familiar face. The guy in the black tank top is a guy named Darren Loverboy.
"WHAT THE F#$& DID YOU JUST SAID ABOUT MY MOM?!" Darren calmly asked.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Eet silently asked.
"Don't play dumb motherf#$&*+%, you know what you did" Darren said, which is an odd thing to say considering you're accusing him of doing something with your mom and you labeled him as motherf- anyways, why do I always go to random tangents, please ignore.
"I don't know what's your deal but you hit me, let's square up" Eet said while doing a fighting stance.
"Push me, push me!" Darren said while also doing a fighting stance.
Tension was through the roof as the two are ready to throw hands at any given moment. They are not alone as remember, Eet has three guys with him. Funnily enough, Darren also brought three guys with him.
Chaos erupts as a rumble between the two factions just began. Both were beating the shit out of each other one way or another. The whole computer shop became a real life battlefield as PC sets, chairs, keyboards and other stuff were being thrown across the room.
In the midst of all these chaos, Tyler is unaware and dense. He is too locked in with the game and couldn't hear a single thing because of the loud music he is blasting.
"Damn Drake, this is kinda mid not gonna lie. I like Drake better with the melody" Tyler said.
The fight was abruptly stopped when sirens began approaching the computer shop. Not wanting to get caught, the two factions called truce and ran away. Eet and his guys escaped through the rooftop while Darren and his guys escaped through the bathroom.
Tyler then realized while they were dominating early on, his team is now in the verge of losing. He is doing the solo carrying while his team were AFK (Away From Keyboard).
"Guys what the hell, can y'all move your asses-"
Tyler removed his headphones and tried looking at his teammates from his chair. None of them were to be found as local authorities were actually waiting for him to finish his game match.
"Hey kid, you should go home now" the local officer said.
Tyler was confused on what just happened, so he went home immediately after being told to.
The following day, Tyler was on his way home after school when he passed by the riverside. There he saw two gangs facing against each other.
"Isn't that?"
Tyler recognize the leaders as on the left side standing is Eet. Facing against him is none other than Darren Loverboy.
"What in the Tokyo R*evengers shit is going on?" Tyler asked himself.
Well Tyler my boy, you might want to come closer to hear what they were saying to have an idea on what is going on.
"You will not see the end of this day... As I, Bhoskz Eet Eet, Leader of the Ekalamosus Gang will trample you pathetic fools"
"That's nonsense... For I, Darren Loverboy, Leader of the MindCough Gang, we will emerge victorious from this bloodshed that's about to happen"
Gangs? Oh we're entering that kind of story now huh?... What is the history between Bhoskz Eet Eet and Darren Loverboy and their connection to each other? Well, you're gonna have to wait for the next chapter of Don't Mind Tyler, He's Just Doing His Business!