Friday 6PM
Happy Friday, meow! I hope all is doing well, sunglasses emoji. I post on my Facebook feed.
Instantly I get a bunch of likes and hearts. Then a comment from my bestie Jewel that says "Let's get faded" I like by responding with laughter.
I quickly grab my phone and dial Jewel's number.
She answers.
"Girl, where have you been" I demand.
"I was out of town, are you my Parole Officer" she sasses.
"I should be, you be M.I.A a lot" I say
"Whatever Kitty, do you have 2 bucks I can borrow," she asks.
"Do you have the 202 dollars you owe me Jewel," I respond.
It is quiet, I can hear her shuffling around...
"Jewel!" I shout.
"Gawd, I ask for 2 dollars and you hit me with a receipt of 200," she cries...
"Look I didn't call you to argue about cash, did Cj ever send you the Discord link," I say.
"I kinda got bored talkin to him, he started sending me links to Wikipedia articles." she says sadly.
"Meow!" I scream.
"I'm sorry Kitty, I blocked him because he started seeking approval," she explains.
"Seeking approval, I thought yal were cool," I ask.
"We are, I just need some space," she says.
"Jewel I was looking forward to that group chat, "I cry.
"Gawd, Kitty you can date other vampires," she shouts.
"I want Wade," I whine...
A message pops up on my messenger...
"Hey, one sec Jewel, I got a message," I say
"A message, from who," she asks shuffling around.
I check and it's from Cj
"Its from Cj" I say excitedly.
" Eww, he is a stalker, did he ask about me," Jewel giggles.
"No," I say reading Cj's message.
"Gawd, yeah right," she whines...
"He sent the link, and said that him and Wade will be online at 8pm,"
"Meow, Meow" I scream...
"Oh, gawd Kitty, chill," Jewel laughs.
"Oh, my gawd you have to join with me, I will be too nervous," I panic.
"Nah, Cj didn't ask about me so, those dudes seem dead as fuck, I mean you meet this guy one time at a party," she says.
"Dead, well Wade is a vampire, yes, and so cute, stop being mean Jewel," I shout.
"Gawd, you got that Twighlight Fever," she giggles.
"So, what, you got plans," I ask.
"Yeah, I am just gonna get drunk, I take sips from my roommate's bottle of 1800 Gold tequila, so good," she says.
"You're gonna get kicked out again," I explain.
"Gawd, whatever," Jewels says before hanging up.
Still in my retail work uniform. I stand up from my P.C. and Cat stretch.
I have about an hour and a half before the group chat, I will take a shower, and maybe put on something cute...
Something sexy... meow...
My phone rings...
Gawd, Jewel is gonna ask for money?
I grab my phone, but it is not Jewel...
A big city area code though...
I answer...
"Hello," I say.
"Stay away from Wade, you ugly bitch," a deep monster voice shouts...
"Hiss," I respond.
"Join that group chat, and you're dead," deep voice demands...
They hang up...
7:45 pm
I decide to wear a cute dress with flowers on it. I am totally wearing a bra; I am not trying to seem like a nipple exposing thot. But flaunting elegant cleavage is classier.
I can't stop shaking, I turn up the heat, I know it's not because I am cold. The heat relaxes me. I get some trail mix, light some catnip in my herb burner... and make some fresh green tea... The aroma of the catnip tickles my nose... I play some Kelly Clarkson losing myself dancing to "Favorite kind of high" ...
My phone is buzzing...
It's Jewel...
I answer...
"Like Kitty, where are you, it's 8pm," Jewel asks.
"Oh, my Gawd, it's 8pm, what do you mean where am I, where are you," I say.
I quickly click the link to the group chat...
Waiting for host approval....
"In the group chat I hope you didn't dress like a slut." Jewel says.
"You're in the group chat, I thought you weren't joining, what happen to your date with that bottle of 1800?" I ask.
"Ugh, my roommate found out, now we have an uncomfortable arrangement," She explains.
"Uncomfortable how," I ask snapping a selfie of myself, sending it to Jewel...
"I won't have to pay him back, and I can still take sips, If I hook you guys up," She whispers.
"What, meow," I scream...
"Oh, cute dress, you lookin like wifey," Jewel jokes.
NeedleEriador98 approves my invite...
"I'm in," I scream...
"K," Jewel hangs up...
"What I've done" By Linkin Park is in the middle of playing when group chat uploads.
I can see Jewel's screenname already in the chat BhadBhitchXO. I'm guessing NeedleEriador98 is Cj and right under is the screenname Darkheaven21...
I start to feel hot; I should turn the heat down...
BhadBhitchXO is typing...
NeedleEriador98 is typing...
NeedleEriador98: Hey Kitty, welcome, you know my pal Wade.
BhadBhitchXO : Heart eyes emoji.
Darkheaven21: Sup Kitty, you were at Dave's party, back in July?
Oh, my gawd, what do I say, um.
KittyKittyslice01 is typing...
KittyKittyslice01: Thanks Needle, for inviting me, and yes, we were joking about that Taylor Swift skit on SNL, cry laughing emoji...
Everyone is typing...
Darkheaven21: Lol, oh yeah, I totally remember you, we were rollin for like ever.
BhadBhitchXO: Yawing emoji...
NeedleEriador98: Posts a GIF of Taylor Swift playing football.
KittyKittyslice01: @ BhadBhitchXO shut up LMAO SNL is funny, and you know it, sticking tongue out emoji.
Everyone is typing...
Darkheaven21: If Taylor Swift really played football, she'd be a tight end...
NeedleEriador98: To be fair, SNL still has its moments, but it lacks passion. The writing is decent, but not great. I mean the Taylor Swift and MDNF juxtaposition, was an interesting concept trying to bring attention to two mass enterprises. But it was confusing and mediocre.
BhadBhitchXO: Sick emoji...
KittyKittyslice01: @ Darkheaven21 OMG, you are dumb.
KittyKittyslice01: @ BhadBhitchXO, doctor emoji.
Everyone is typing...
BhadBhitchXO: OMG I'm gonna die...
Darkheaven21: @ KittyKittyslice01 I bet you have a tight end...
NeedleEriador98: @ BhadBhitchXO I miss the Sandler days too, sigh emoji.
KittyKittyslice01: @ Darkheaven21 lol it's not that easy to get into my endzone.
BhadBhitchXO: @ Darkheaven21 I'm the defense, and I play cock block...
NeedleEriador98: Flag on the play, cry laughing emoji.
EvilBeauty666 is typing...
EvilBeauty666: Like, Wade really?!
Everyone is typing...
Darkheaven21: What?!
NeedleEriador98: Hey, Beth, I didn't think you still had access to this server. Hru?
BhadBhitchXO: Can someone Cash App me?
Beth? Who the heck is... Beth?
KittyKittyslice01: @ EvilBeauty666 hru, do you know Wade?
Everyone is typing...
EvilBeauty666: I'm his GIRLFREND!!!!
My heart sinks as I sink into my chair...
Darkheaven21: OMG EX!!!!!!
NeedleEriador98: Beth, please chill out, you guys broke up months ago.
BhadBhitchXO: Sheesh, I need a shot asap!
Thank gawd, just a ridiculous ex-girlfriend.
KittyKittyslice01 is typing...
EvilBeauty666: I warned you bitch. Trying to take my man!
KittyKittyslice01: I'm just vibin, trying to enjoy my weekend.
EvilBeauty666: Yea, a weekend of homewrecking.
Darkheaven21: Dude, Cj BLOCK Her!!!!
NeedleEriador98: Bro, I can't my P.C. is incased inside a dark orb atm...
Darkheaven21: How the fuck are you typing!!!???
NeedleEriador98: My hands are also trapped inside the dark orb... It's very warm...
BhadBhitchXO: Posts GIF a cat downing a bottle of liquor.
EvilBeauty666: I put a spell on this group chat. Kitty is going to die!
My hands are also incased inside a dark orb...
Everyone is typing...
I gaze into the dark orb... I'm sucked into it...
I can faintly hear "One Last Breath" by Creed echoing.
I'm falling, I'm falling...
In darkness...
"You stupid little Kitty, no matter how many times me and Wade break up, He will always be mine," Screams ugly Beth in her deep demon voice.
Falling... what am I falling for...
"Kitty, don't listen to her, focus on my voice,"
Who... is that... My Wade...
"Wade, is that you," I cry...
"Yes, Kitty, it's Wade, I have connected to you telepathically," he says.
"Telepathically, what meow, I'm falling in a dark abyss," I scream...
"Shut up! You will fall for all eternity you ugly rodent," Screams Beth.
At the bottom of the abyss, I can see a giant red monster wearing tacky pink eyeliner opening its mouth with endless teeth.
Just before I fall into Beth's jagged teeth...
A portal opens...
And...
I fall into Wade's arms...
The portal closes...
The music stops...
Friday 10 pm.
I wake up, lying in a bed coffin.
Everyone is here, Jewel, Cj, and...
Oh, my gawd Wade... I blush, trying to hide my cheeks...
"Where am I, what happened," I ask, my head pounding.
"You're at Wade's, moving fast, already waking up in his bed," Jewel says punching my side...
She is drinking from an 1800 Gold bottle...
She passes it to Cj who fixes his glasses stepping way from Jewel. She drops the bottle smashing it on the floor... Jewel stares at the broken glass, drooling...
"We were all sent to the NetherRealm, my pal Wade saved us," Explains Cj
"Oh, thank you Wade, that was brave of you," I say...
"It was nothing, hey don't worry about Beth, this place is warded with black magic," Wade smiles.
"Come on Kitty and Jewel, I will give you guys a ride home," Cj says.
I get up... Cat stretch.
Wade appears behind me placing a pentagram necklace around my neck...
"There is a party Tomorrow," he says.
We exchange numbers.