Daniel Brown, a 69 year old retired hitman who once thought he’d seen every kind of death, meets his end in the dumbest way imaginable. Killed by bird shit on a grocery run.

Waking up in a featureless void, Daniel learns that the afterlife runs on a dice, not mercy. Each roll decides his new fate—wealth, poverty, power, or misery. With nothing to lose and a mouth that won’t quit, he gambles his soul and wins himself a second life… as the twenty-year-old archduke of an Austrian noble house drowning in scandal and debt.

Now trapped in a new weird overweight body and a world built on lies, Daniel Brown, now Amenadiel Elias von Habsburg-Guinness-Windsor must figure out how to survive the empire of money, sex, and politics he accidentally inherited… and maybe learn what it means to actually live.

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Author Note: This is a spin-off of my other story (I Became Beyonce’s Half Sister) and is apart of the I.C.T.M.H.E.T universe.

WARNING WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ 

⚠️ Content Warning:
Throughout this story, there are scenes involving strong language, physical and emotional abuse, sexual situations, violence, and other mature or disturbing themes. Please read with discretion.

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