Plop…
Because there was a small river nearby, Luffy—of course—wasn't watching where he was going.
He slipped and fell straight into the water. Unlike Sandy, Luffy was a Devil Fruit user and obviously couldn't swim!
"..."
Everyone from Village watching on screen fell silent.
Usopp panicked and immediately jumped forward to pull Luffy out.
"Ugh… cough cough…"
Just rescued, Luffy gasped, "That scared me to death! I thought I was gonna drown!"
Usopp yelled, "You're the Captain! Can't you act a little more reliable?!"
"But I was happy and trying to imitate Sandy… Huh? What's wrong with Sandy?" Luffy asked.
Nami sighed, "Oh, he gets like this whenever he hears the title Sleep God Sandy."
"Sleep God?" Luffy blinked.
Nami explained, "Think about it. Don't you notice how much Sandy sleeps? Honestly… the title fits."
Sandy turned his head slowly: "!@#￥%..."
"???"
Iceberg cleared his throat. "You were looking for me?"
"You're Iceberg-san?" Nami hurriedly handed over Kokoro's letter of introduction.
Iceberg glanced at it, then immediately tore the letter into tiny pieces.
Usopp panicked. "Why did you rip up the letter?!"
"Because that lipstick print annoys me," Iceberg replied. "Kalifa, today's schedule please."
Kalifa flipped through her notebook.
"In ten minutes, dinner with the glass factory executives at the Kiza Hotel. After that, a speech at Liyaz Plaza. After that, a meeting with Director Bimini from the City of Cuisine—"
"I'm not doing any of that," Iceberg interrupted.
Kalifa calmly crossed everything out. "Then I'll cancel it all."
Meanwhile, Sandy—who had recovered from his title-triggered emotional slump—turned thoughtful.
Since Robin had already encountered a member of Cipher Pol 9, Sandy decided he'd test CP9's acting skills himself… and maybe help Robin shake off the trauma she'd carried since childhood.
Sandy stood, clapped his hands, and said dramatically, "Two willful people… what a pair."
He closed his eyes, sniffed the air, and murmured, "Hm… I smell the scent of a great beauty. Simple, capable, tall, fair-skinned… Truly a top-tier older sister."
Workers around the shipyard froze.
Every detail he described matched Kalifa perfectly.
"This guy isn't normal."
"Look—look at him savoring it…"
"As an expert in this field myself… am I supposed to worship him?"
"His expression is beyond mortal reach!"
Someone approached Sandy nervously. "Excuse me… are you Sleep God Sandy?"
Fine. Sleep God it is.
Sandy almost spat into his palms but caught everyone's horrified looks and instead pulled gel from his space backpack, slicking his hair back like a celebrity.
"Sleep God Sandy?" he said coolly. "That would be me. Do you need guidance?"
He posed at a perfect forty-five-degree angle, letting the wind catch his hair like a mysterious sage.
People stared like they'd found a religious leader.
Luffy whispered, "Why do I feel like Sandy's actually… kinda cool?"
Cool, my ass! Nami and Usopp twitched. They knew exactly what kind of idiot he was.
"Indeed! Worthy of a 300-million-Belly pirate! Even his flirting skills are godlike!"
"Can I… follow you?!"
"No, no," Sandy lifted a hand. "I am but a gust of wind—"
Nami cut him off, "Iceberg-san, will you help us repair our ship? We're willing to pay anything."
"Please help us," Usopp pleaded.
"We've sailed the Going Merry for so long," Luffy added. "She needs help. Please, Uncle!"
Iceberg nodded immediately. "Sure. Grany Kokoro is an old drinking buddy of mine. Since Kaku already went to inspect your ship, everything is underway. Don't worry."
He picked his nose lazily. "I'm free today anyway. Want a tour of the factory?"
Luffy stared, confused. "Nami, is this really the guy that old lady was talking about? Did you hear her wrong?"
"Yes, Luffy, this is him," Nami replied.
Kalifa overheard their "this" and "that" comments and promptly roundhouse kicked Luffy.
"Don't be rude!"
"Whoosh—"
Sandy casually caught her calf mid-kick, leaning in with a dreamy smile. "Exactly as I imagined. Not off by a single bit."
"SUH-GOI!!"
"He imagined it perfectly? Not off at all?!"
"What kind of imagination is THAT?!"
Kalifa flushed bright red.
"Let go of my leg! You rude people! Address Iceberg-san properly. He's an idol to the whole city!"
Sandy chuckled, "My apologies. By the way, your figure is incredible—especially your skin…"
The shipyard men instantly nosebled.
"I want that too! Take ten years off my life!"
"Ten?! I'd give twenty!"
"Even angry Kalifa is a goddess…"
"Sleep God Sandy is a monster!!"
Usopp shook Luffy violently, "LUFFY I'M SO JEALOUS OF THAT BASTARD SANDY—ugh ohhh…"
Nami sighed. Yep. This was exactly the kind of nonsense Sandy liked to start.
At the center of everything, Sandy still held Kalifa's calf, the two of them way too close…
But just then—
Shouts and chaotic footsteps echoed from the bridge nearby.
Everyone turned toward the noise.
Sandy released Kalifa's leg.
And the next moment—
All eyes shifted toward the bridge…
...
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