[CutePire: Damn it! I should've gone as well! If I did, I coulda have gotten myself a fine damn spaceship! Then everyone would have to call me Captain Himiko, leader of HMS VampiChan!]
[PapaSmurf: Damn, did not realise that GalaxyCoon was situated in outer space. If I knew, I could have gone and gotten some technologies that would help us circumvent the blockade imposed upon us by Maglodroth during the Darkest Night. By then, we'd have enough technology to outmanoeuvre and beat the asses of the four stooges that live in the Warp!]
[GachaChaos: Damn, coulda gone and licked me some mommy ass...]
[GoGoPlayboy: Damn straight! I mean, have you seen those thick thighs-]
[DragonMomma: One more word and I will take a loan to beat your sorry ass back to your daddy's ballsacks!]
[LovelessNeko: Oooohhh girl, go get 'em!]
Okay, how much of a degen did they become as soon as I left for the mission!?
[Overseer13: Enough. No more degeneracy. No more shenanigans. We shall be quiet and see what the oh-so gracious 'administrator' shall give us...]
Though they did not hear it, they all swore that at that very instant, they could feel the mystical chat admin swallowing in what presumably felt like...
Fear
[D-Ding! To those who participated in this mission, I shall now prepare the rewards you so deserve, depending on your contributions...]
Then, in a screen that only Shinji could see, the administrator could be seen bowing its head towards him...
[B-boss, could you pwease spare this little one's life? I promise that you'll get the grandest gift of them all, if only you could simply, kindly let me live-]
[Just keep to it as always. Oh, and make sure that you display the rewards as they should be, and don't let me be the first one on the board: let the younglings take the spotlight...
If you let this little...'tidbit'...slip, well, there are certainly many people who would love to be an administrator of an all-powerful multiversal communication system
Capiche...]
Gulping, the administrator nodded, accepting his demands...
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Meanwhile, back in realtime...
[GalaxyCoon: Hey, isn't it kinda taking too long for the administrator to give us our rewards? Gasp, she's not trying to fleece us for free labour, right!? We shall strike, for the unpaid workers-]
[Ding! Sorry for the tardiness. After much deliberation, I have created a chart for those who went to the rescue mission of our dear racco- I mean, dear GalaxyCoon. Lo and behold, the...
List of Contributions]
With fireworks popping off all over the screen, everyone got blinded by the sudden light show. After what felt like an eternity, the epileptic pyrotechnics ended, leaving behind a dazzling list of contributions done in the mission:
[List of Contributions:
1. GalaxyCoon: 30%
2&3. DrKiller and Love3000: 25% each
4. Overseer13: 20%
And now, spin...the...
Wheel!!!]
Ignoring the dramatic prose, Shinji clicked on the collect rewards tab (which conveniently arrived as soon as they finished the mission - Something to think about, hmm...). With a blinding flash, a giant golden box jumped in front of him, before opening itself, revealing a golden wheel inside it. With a slight curiosity, he clicked on it, causing it to begin spinning.
As it slowed down, it soon landed on a tile that seemed a bit brighter than before. With slight anticipation, he clicked on it, revealing his prize:
[x10 Magic Circuits: From the world of Fate, these circuits are needed for any magician to be able to connect to the astral plane and perform sorceries, by converting life force into magical energy, and causing miracles by using the thaumaturgical foundations embedded in the circuits. The more circuits a person has, the stronger they are as a magician, so...]
What shitty luck...