POV Lute
I feel so refreshed right now! We just got back from slaughtering those filthy demon scum. I even managed to kill a solid 275 of them! Not my best but why does that matter when killing those losers feels so great!?
Currently all the exorcists have gathered back at the area we prepare to enter Hell for exterminations for debriefing. I stood by Adam's side, waiting for him to begin his amazing and inspirational speeches he always gives after an extermination.
"Sup, bitches! Congratulations on another successful extermination! Sucks that it's only one time a year for an hour, but that doesn't matter! What matters is that we had fun slaughtering those useless sinners, didn't we!?"
"YEAH!!!" All the exorcists responded at once, cheering and clapping for Adam. As they should. Adam began giving his usual speech about the number of sinners killed this year and to practice harder so we could kill more when I noticed two exorcist who looked roughed up and were trying to hide out of sight.
"Hey!" I immediately called out and flew straight towards them. "Why aren't you cheering and clapping for Adam? You don't want to be punished, do you!? And why do you two look like that?"
I saw that the two were hugging each other while shivering. How pathetic. I raised my hand preparing to backhand one of them when Adam came over.
"Hey Lute! What's going on? You're kind of ruining my vibe right now. You know?"
"Well sir. These two-"
"What is going on here?"
Adam and I turned to see Sera approaching. I quickly bowed my head while Adam picked his teeth throw his mask.
"Hey Sera! I didn't expect you to show up here. You need something?"
Sera ignored Adam and looked at the two exorcists I was confronting. I clicked my teeth. The least she could do is give my Adam a proper response!
"I came over to talk to you about how the extermination went and noticed the commotion between your Lieutenant and these two. Is something the matter?"
"Well mam. I just noticed-"
"I was not talking to you, Lute. I was talking to these two. What is the matter, Via and Dea?"
I quietly grinded my teeth in rage. How dare this bitch interrupt me like that!? Unfortunately, I couldn't voice my complaints, so I just kept to myself and stayed quiet.
"U-uh, um." The two exorcists couldn't speak up, as they were too busy being pathetic cowards and hugging each other.
Sera seemed to think something was wrong by the look on her face, showing worry.
"Adam, Lute. Come with me and escort these two to my office. It seems something has happened."
"Understood Sera/Mam." Adam and I responded at the same time. We began escorting the two exorcists with us as we followed Sera. A question came to my mind. What could have possibly happened in Hell that caused these two to act like this?
POV Julius
"Damn, I look nice!" I couldn't help but whistle at myself while looking at the full-length mirror in front of me. When I woke up, I found a change of clothes on a drawer next to my bed. It was a red dress shirt, black dress pants, and a pair of black socks and loafers.
The shirt clung a little too tight to my body, so I had to leave the top half of the shirt unbuttoned, showing off my pecs. The pants clung a bit to my hips but were otherwise comfortable and made my ass look big. The socks were comfortable, and the shoes fit well. Which I was glad about. I thought it was going to be a theme of my entire outfit being a size too small.
Honestly, now that I was looking at myself, I kind of look like a thug right now. An incredibly handsome thug. I might just make this outfit my go-to outfit!
I turned to look at a clock that was on the wall that currently read 12pm. How long was I asleep for?
I clapped my hands twice and the little red demon, who I learned was an Imp, swiftly came into the bedroom.
"You called, sir?"
"Yes, how long was I asleep for?"
"About 11 hours, sir."
Damn, really? I must have been tired as fuck.
"Is Carmilla busy at the moment? She wanted to talk to me after I got some rest."
"No, I believe she is currently in her office on the top floor."
"Alright." I replied to the Imp. "Can you let her know I'll come visit her in a couple of minutes?"
"I'll let her know sir."
"Thank you."
I watched as the Imp left the room. I sat down on the edge of the bed and took a deep breath. Mentally preparing myself.
Ok. I'm ready. System?
[Yes, Julius?]
Whose voice did I hear before I fell asleep? I believe it's the second time I heard another voice beside yours.
[That would be the creator's voice!]
The creator? Like God?
(A/N: Nah, I'm not God. I am your god though.)
Oooook then. I'm not sure how to respond to that.
(A/N: Of course you don't. My mind is currently blanking out while listening to No Mediocre by T.I. so I can't think of a good response for you to give me.)
Wow. Sounds to me that my so called "god" is lazy as fuck.
(A/N: And you sound like you want to have a small dick and get no bitches.)
...
(A/N: ...)
Im sorry.
(A/N: Thought so. Go ahead and use your rolls. And I STRONGLY recommend you save one for after your talk with Carmilla and you leave :). )
And why should I?
...
Hello?
...
Well, I guess he's done talking to me-
(A/N: Damn, assuming my gender now? Ima have my readers cancel your ass.)
What?
(A/N: Nah I'm playing. I'm a guy. Ima stop dragging this pointless convo now for the sake of my readers sanity.)
Suddenly, I couldn't remember what I was doing. I felt like I was just talking to someone but I'm not sure. I just know I had a strong feeling that I should probably save my last roll for when I'm done talking to Carmilla and find a permanent place to stay.
System, how many rolls do I got?
[44!]
Alright, roll 43 of them for me please.
[You got it Julius! Rolling now...]
The familiar sounds of slot machines started going again. And once again it took about five minutes before a "Ding! Ding! Ding!" notification sounded out. I'd really like it if the system would speed up the time it takes for the rolls to be done.
[Acquired 40x Common Item: Hell Dollars!]
[Acquired Uncommon Cosmetic Item: Patek Philippe Chronograph Perpetual Calendar!]
[Acquired Uncommon Cosmetic Item: Esdeath's Choker (Akame ga Kill!)]
[Acquired Rare Item: Red Shell (Mario Kart)]
After the system stopped talking, I stayed quiet. Expecting the system to give me more items. Yet it didn't. Uh, system?
[Yes?]
Where are the rest of my rolls?
[That is all of them!]
...
*Massive Inhale*
*Massive Exhale*
"You. Cant. Be. FUCK-"
(A.N: To be Continued! :) )