Facing Kiana-Kitty-Cat's bubbling questioning, Fuli thought for a moment and chose to make a dirty joke: "A change in personality doesn't necessarily mean being possessed by someone. Just like a drone flying doesn't necessarily mean it's spraying pesticides, and a nun kneeling doesn't necessarily mean she's praying."
According to his experience, as long as he cracked a dirty joke, the vast majority of women would stop dwelling on the previous topic.
Whether they would scream "Pervert!" and start hitting him was another question, so it was not recommended to try this in front of strangers or unfamiliar women.
Sure enough, upon hearing "nun kneeling," Kiana, who was serious just a moment ago, immediately blushed and spat at him: "Pah pah pah! Indecent!"
"Boys in puberty are like this," Fuli said solemnly. "Pining for a white-haired beautiful girl for so long without success, can't I go online and watch some interesting little movies for self-defense (masturbation)?"
"It's adolescence!" Kiana corrected. "You're not from the Far East, why use their ambiguous naming convention? Oh, thanks."
She took the towel and mineral water Fuli handed over, pouring some water to wipe her dusty face.
It was only then that Kiana realized that compared to her dirty self, Fuli, who had fought for a longer time, was actually cleaner.
She looked at this guy suspiciously for a moment, but finally sighed. "Hey, Ah-Li."
"What's up?"
Fuli didn't look up, still playing with the Gem of Corruption. Even though this thing was currently incomplete and unusable, he couldn't get enough of playing with it.
RIN: Pah! Shrimp head! (Simp/Creep)
After pondering for a bit, Kiana said, "Well, I don't know what you encountered to change from an ordinary person to what you are now, but once people get used to taking shortcuts, they never want to run long distances again... Er, you know what I mean, right?"
In the end, the kind-hearted girl chose not to get to the bottom of Fuli's changes but gave him a piece of advice.
She hoped he could keep his feet on the ground and not let the overly inflated power break the shackles restraining his desires, doing things he would regret for the rest of his life.
Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Fuli looked back at her with a strange look, as if asking: Does a cheater like you deserve to tell others not to take shortcuts?
"You creep!"
Kiana was immediately furious. She was clearly giving kind advice; how could this person be so ungrateful? couldn't he understand good words?
She rolled up her sleeves, determined to teach this guy a lesson!
She took three steps forward!
Two steps back!
Hmph! I almost forgot that this Miss might really not be able to beat him right now!
The white-haired dumpling resentfully put down her small hands. Her anger was just a flash in the pan.
Everyone was a B-rank Rule Breaker, but some were more broken than others.
At this moment, remembering something, Fuli put away the gem-shaped Key of Corruption and took out a skirt from his backpack, handing it over. "By the way, take this."
The style of the skirt was quite "straight male"—a simple dark and light brown pleated plaid skirt, a bit like the Senba Academy uniform JK bottom.
"Hmm, hmm? Wait a minute, wait a minute!!!"
Kiana, who had just been gallantly blocking Shrine Maiden RIN, suddenly acted like a frightened rabbit.
She hopped back, shielding her freshly cleaned, soft white hands in front of her, speaking rapidly: "As expected, a leopard can't change its spots! Although the current you is totally different from before, I'm sorry, I still like the type older than me! (he older than you) Besides, thinking you can be my boyfriend just because we fought side by side once is too wishful thinking! Reality isn't a romance novel where a hero saves a beauty once or twice and she secretly gives her heart and body! At least do it a few more times, maybe then I might consider it! Aaaah what am I saying?! Anyway, this Miss is leaving first, no need to see me off! See you tomorrow!"
Without waiting for Fuli's answer, she turned and ran towards the foot of the mountain at high speed.
THUD!
She ran into a utility pole.
Does it sound good? If it sounds good, it's a good head. (Meme reference to "Is it a good melon?")
"Relax, I don't mean it that way."
Fuli, who took some effort to catch up with her, was speechless. But he also knew that his pestering before his rebirth had given Kiana a conditioned reflex like confession PTSD.
Unfortunately, a man's orientation and XP system (fetishes) change over time.
The past me indeed thought a girl who could crush boulders with bare hands, shoot lasers from her eyes, and blow up battleships with one shot was super cool. But now, women will only hinder the speed of my blade drawing!
To be safe, Fuli solemnly set a flag: "Rest assured, even if the sky collapses, the tectonic plates shatter, the earth explodes, the crystal wall breaks, the universe is destroyed, and the multiverse dies out, I will never pester our Miss Kiana all day long like before!"
Hearing this, the white-haired Tuna rubbing her red forehead looked over cautiously:
"...Really?"
"Really!"
"No confession?"
"No confession!"
"That's good."
The girl breathed a sigh of relief, realizing belatedly that their chase had already taken them away from the smoke-filled battlefield.
She looked at the small skirt in Fuli's hand. "Then what is this?"
"D-rank item, spatial equipment with storage function."
Fuli briefly introduced the functions of the Four-Dimensional Skirt, such as converting the area under the skirt into a spherical interdimensional storage space with a radius of three meters after being worn by a beautiful girl (exclusive), and the hazy art that seemed visible but was actually invisible.
"Not afraid of panty shots, nice!" Kiana's face lit up. She impatiently took the skirt and measured it against herself, then looked at him with a disgusted expression. "Describing a girl's underskirt with words like 'art,' you really are as creepy as ever!"
"What do you call this? Look! What do you call this? Burning the bridge after crossing it! Ungrateful! Xiang Yu inviting Liu Bang to dinner!" (a famous historical event where Xiang Yu invited his rival Liu Bang to a banquet with the intention of assassinating him)
The current Fuli wouldn't spoil her. "Also, this thing is just lent to you temporarily. You have to return it to me after the business is done."
"Don't say it so harshly, Classmate Ah Li~ Look, someone has already worn this skirt, so it's not like it's much use if you take it back. Why not be charitable? Just treat it like a fart you let loose and give it to me?"
"Who says it's of no use? As a Hall-of-Fame level pervert—which Miss Kiana herself just verified—surely it's normal to collect a beautiful girl's used skirt?"
"Big brother, don't be like this," Kiana implored with fake affection.
"Little sister, we can't," Fuli responded with crocodile tears.
After a moment, both of them gagged in disgust.