Dustwind Sect was unusually peaceful.
The courtyard sparkled.
The air was sharp and sterile.
The sound of disinfectant qi quietly hummed through the trees.
Aurelius patrolled like a divine hygiene guardian.
Every disciple breathed as if their life depended on it—
because it did.
Lin Ruyin whispered,
"I think I'm inhaling… pain."
Jin Haru nodded.
"That's the purified oxygen…"
Everything was calm.
Too calm.
---
⭐ 1. An Enemy Scout Group Approaches
Three Shadow Fang scouts crept up the mountain path.
Scout 1: "T-This is the place?"
Scout 2: "Why does it smell like… disinfectant?"
Scout 3: "Wait… is that gate… glowing?!"
Aurelius didn't even turn fully toward them.
He shifted half an inch—
and all three scouts nearly fainted from fear.
"U-Unclean intent detected…"
Aurelius muttered coldly.
The scouts immediately regretted being born.
Then it happened.
---
⭐ 2. The Fart That Shook the Heavens
Scout 3's terror spiked.
His stomach twisted.
His spirit collapsed.
pfffffffTTTT—
The fart echoed across Dustwind Valley like a war horn.
Birds fainted mid-flight.
Disciples froze in place.
Aurelius's face went blank.
Even the clouds paused their drifting.
Lin Ruyin:
"…Did someone—?"
Jin Haru dropped to his knees.
"WE'RE DEAD!! ANCESTOR MIYU WILL SMELL IT!!!"
Aurelius's voice trembled.
"…A biological… contamination…"
---
⭐ 3. BIOHAZARD ALERT 999 — Aurelius Loses His Mind
Aurelius raised his hands.
"DUSTWIND SECT—BIOHAZARD LEVEL 999!!!"
BOOOOOOM!!!
Sterilizing formations erupted everywhere.
Wind turned white.
The ground glowed.
Mountains trembled.
The disciples clung to the earth.
Jin Haru screamed,
"HE'S STERILIZING THE SKY AGAIN—!!!"
Lin Ruyin cried,
"MY EYELASHES ARE GETTING CLEANED—HELP—!!"
Scout 3 wailed,
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!! PLEASE STOP!!!"
Aurelius pointed at him like an execution judge.
"You released UNSANITARY GAS near Master's sect.
This is unforgivable."
---
⭐ 4. Miyu Awakens Her Clean Freak Mode
Inside her room, Miyu felt it.
A disturbance.
A… contamination.
Her eye twitched.
A pale aura rose around her.
She stepped outside.
The disciples dropped instantly.
"ANCESTOR—WE BEG FOR MERCY!!!"
"IT WASN'T US—!!!"
Aurelius bowed deeply.
"MASTER!
THE ATMOSPHERE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED!"
Miyu's voice darkened.
"…Who contaminated my air?"
Her aura sharpened.
The world tensed.
Scout 3 burst into tears.
"I-I'm sorry! I couldn't hold it!!"
Miyu took one step—
The heavens reacted.
---
⭐ 5. The System Intervenes — ATTENDANT SUMMON TRIGGERED
Lazy-chan suddenly popped up.
"Host!! Alert!!
Emotional Clean Freak Levels CRITICAL!!
Summoning emotional-support elder!!"
Miyu:
"…What?"
A golden ticket appeared.
> [Summon: Disciplinary Elder Bao]
Preset Affection Mode: GRANDMA MODE — MAXIMUM
Purpose: Provide Host with emotional support + strict discipline management.
Miyu:
"…Grandma mode? I didn't ask for that."
Lazy-chan:
"You need affection~ ✧"
---
⭐ 6. Auntie Bao Descends With Divine Cleaning Arsenal
The sky cracked open.
A giant mop silhouette appeared.
A powerful voice roared:
"WHO DARES CONTAMINATE MY GRAND-BABY'S AIR?!"
BOOOOOOM—!!!!
Auntie Bao landed with cosmic-grandma fury.
Apron tied.
Hair perfectly pinned.
Armed with:
Holy Mop
Divine Broom
Feather Duster
Spray Bottle
Sanitary Towel
Bleach Gourd
She scanned the valley like a goddess of judgment.
"WHO FARTED IN FRONT OF MY SWEET MIYU?!"
Sect disciples screamed.
"DISCIPLINARY ELDER BAO—HAS DESCENDED—!!!"
Aurelius saluted immediately.
"Elder Bao. The contamination source is this one."
Scout 3 sobbed.
"It was an accident!! PLEASE!!"
Auntie Bao pointed her mop.
"SLIPPING GAS IS NO EXCUSE!"
SMACK!!!
One clean strike.
Scout 3 flew into a sanitized crater.
Perfectly polished.
---
⭐ 7. Auntie Bao Meets Miyu — Grandma Mode ON
Auntie Bao turned.
Her entire personality flipped in 0.2 seconds.
She smiled warmly.
"Oh my precious clean blossom, are you alright?
Grandma came as fast as she could."
Miyu blinked.
"…You're… my grandma?"
Lazy-chan nodded.
"Preset affection mode.
She loves you more than life~"
Auntie Bao hugged her tightly.
"You don't worry, sweetie.
Grandma will punish all dirty things."
She sprayed disinfectant mist gently around Miyu like holy incense.
Aurelius watched in admiration.
"Her purification technique… sublime."
Auntie Bao glared at him.
"Fix your hair, boy. It's crooked."
Aurelius froze.
"…Yes, Elder."
---
⭐ 8. Auntie Bao Declares Her Position
Auntie Bao slammed her mop down.
"I hereby take my rightful position as Disciplinary Elder of Dustwind Sect!"
The ground sparkled.
Air freshened.
Clouds realigned.
She pointed her broom at the disciples.
"You brats!
From now on:
NO SWEATING
NO DIRT
NO UNEVEN BREATHING
NO DUST
AND ABSOLUTELY NO FARTING IN MIYU'S AIR!"
"YES, DISCIPLINARY ELDER BAO!!!"
Miyu sighed softly.
"…This sect is becoming too clean."
But inside,
she felt oddly protected.
Dustwind Sect had gained another terrifying guardian.
And the Murim world…
had gained another nightmare.