The Dustwind Sect was silent.
Not peaceful silent.
Traumatized silent.
Because yesterday…
the world experienced something it will never forget:
The Fart Catastrophe.
Three scouts almost died.
The sky was sterilized.
Disciples passed out.
Aurelius triggered a Level-999 Biohazard alert.
Miyu almost wiped out the continent.
And the culprit's fart crater was still glowing.
Auntie Bao stood before it, broom in hand.
Her eyes glowed with divine fury.
"…How dare impurities leave a stain in front of my sweet Miyu."
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⭐ 1. Auntie Bao's Legendary Weapon Unleashed
She lifted her broom.
It shapeshifted instantly—
→ into a massive flaming mop
→ then a medical spear
→ then a glowing disinfectant cannon
→ then into a giant grandma sandal
→ then finally into a holy vacuum cleaner
The disciples screamed.
"Her weapon… has forms?!"
"She can clean the world!!"
"She's unstoppable!"
Auntie Bao pointed the vacuum at the fart crater.
"ABSORB."
FWOOOOOOSH—!!!
The crater was erased.
The smell was erased.
The memory of filth itself was erased.
Birds fell from the sky in fear.
Auntie Bao nodded.
"Good.
My precious Miyu will NOT smell things like this."
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⭐ 2. Miyu Arrives — Mature, Elegant, Strict
Miyu stepped into the courtyard.
She looked refined.
Elegant.
Adult-minded.
A perfectionist empress trapped in a small body.
Her voice calm, controlled:
"Grandma Bao. Is the area clean?"
Auntie Bao shifted instantly—
Grandma Mode ON.
Eyes softening.
Aura warm.
She hugged Miyu gently.
"Yes, sweetie… It's all clean now."
"No more scary smells."
"No more contaminants."
"Grandma fixed everything."
Miyu sighed in relief and leaned against her.
"…Thank you, Grandma Bao."
The disciples melted at the sight.
"W-we've never seen Miyu so relaxed…"
"She really is the Sect Grandma…"
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⭐ 3. Guardian Mode Activates — Disciplinary Terror
Auntie Bao turned back to the disciples.
Her expression shifted—
Guardian Mode activated.
"YOU BRATS!"
Every disciple froze.
"You think you can stand near Miyu with SWEAT?
DUST?
UNCLEAN QI?"
"No ma'am—!!"
"LINE UP!
MEDICAL CLEANLINESS CHECK!
NOW!"
The legendary broom shifted into a divine medical rod.
Lin Ruyin whispered:
"This is going to hurt…"
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⭐ 4. Comedy Medical Examinations
⭐ Lin Ruyin first
Auntie Bao squeezed her wrist.
"…You have hidden wounds."
Lin panicked.
"I-I didn't know—!!"
Auntie Bao cracked her elbow.
CRACK!
Lin screamed.
"You're healed now."
Lin fainted.
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⭐ Jin Haru next
Auntie Bao sniffed him.
"You sweat in your sleep."
"E-elder I can't control—!!"
SMACK—!!
She slapped him with a sterilization talisman.
He flew backward.
"Control it."
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⭐ Third disciple
Auntie Bao gasped.
"…You touched your face without washing your hands."
"NO—!! HOW DID YOU KNOW—?!"
Auntie Bao transformed her weapon into a giant disinfectant cannon.
"REPENT."
BOOOOM—!!!
He rolled across the courtyard, sanitized.
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⭐ 5. Miyu Creates the Heavenly Sterility Arts
During the chaos, Miyu stepped onto the stone stage.
Her mature eyes closed.
Her breathing slowed.
The world around her… cleaned itself.
System chimes rang.
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⭐ [SYSTEM — CREATION MODE ACTIVATED]
Do you wish to create a Martial Art?
→ YES
Select Type:
→ Full Combat System
Theme:
→ Absolute Cleanliness
Name Generated:
→ HEAVENLY STERILITY ARTS
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Miyu whispered elegantly:
"Approved."
A shockwave of pure white qi spread.
Trees straightened.
Dirt died.
Clouds purified.
Even Grandma Bao paused.
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⭐ First technique:
⭐ Sterile Petal Strike
Miyu lifted her hand gently.
A soft, flowing movement.
Graceful like a dancer—
deadly like sterilization flame.
The ground turned white.
Air purified.
Qi particles realigned.
Aurelius gasped.
"S-She's purifying the spiritual laws…"
Lin Ruyin woke up just to faint again.
Auntie Bao cried proudly.
"My sweet Miyu…
creating heavenly martial arts at her age…"
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⭐ 6. Reactions Across the Realms
⭐ Immortal Realm
Immortal scrying mirrors SHATTERED.
"She's refining the Immortal Impurity Layer!!!"
"That's illegal!!"
"The heavens will sue us!!"
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⭐ Demon Clans
Demons clutched their chests.
"My filth—IT HURTS!!"
"That girl is the natural enemy of demons!!"
"DON'T LET HER SNEEZE!!!"
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⭐ Abyss Demon Lord (Primordial)
Deep in the abyss…
A giant eye opened.
"She dares…
to CLEANSE MY DOMAIN…?!"
A ray of Miyu's purification hit him.
"AAAAAAAAH—!!!
STOP!!!
STOP CLEANING THE ABYSS!!!"
He screamed for 5 minutes straight.
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⭐ 7. System Reward — New Attendant Soon
A system alert popped up:
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⭐ [QUEST COMPLETE: Create a Martial System]
Rewards:
1 Attendant Summon Ticket
1 Sect Upgrade Token
Sterile Energy Physique (Primary)
Minor System Upgrade
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Auntie Bao smiled proudly.
"New attendants? GOOD.
More people to keep Miyu safe and CLEAN."
Aurelius bowed.
"I welcome more allies."
Miyu straightened her robes.
"Prepare them all.
The Heavenly Sterility Arts begin training tomorrow."
The disciples screamed in fear and excitement.