Kairo groaned a bit, listening to the Foxy Pirates speak of their plan and so on.
Explaining the rules of a Davy Back Fight and so on.
To sum it up, it was basically this:
Any crew members (or symbols) taken during the Davy Back Fight may only be retrieved through another Davy Back Fight. Taken crew members must immediately swear loyalty to the victorious captain. Taken symbols must never again be raised by the losing crew.
And Luffy probably would take their food and flag or something like that.
"Please enter the name of the participant. Remember, you cannot change the list once made," the man would say, handing the flier out to the Strawhats.
"How the hell are we supposed to make a team? We don't know what the games are about!" Nami was annoyed. If only Luffy wasn't so stupid, but oh well, you can't win them all.
Her gaze shifted upward to Kairo, who said:
"From what I have heard from a willing participant—"
Usopp didn't buy that bullshit one bit, but oh well.
"The first game is like a donut race. Didn't get much since he was drunk, but they give you material at the beginning of the round to make a boat. Once the boat is made, you need to reach the finish line. Everything is allowed in the race. Teammates not participating in the race are not prohibited from helping."
"So... cheating," Nami would say with a deadpan face, to which Kairo would nod his head.
"Everything is allowed, even killing."
"I am too young to die!" Really, Usopp, that was deadass your first reaction to this BS.
"Well, none of them have Haki, so Nami is safe."
Nami's eyes seemed to brighten a bit. Oh right, she had a Logia Devil Fruit.
Usopp paused for a bit, then his brain seemed to turn on.
"Wait... couldn't we use Nami's clouds to safely get to the finish line?"
"There is no rule forbidding using Devil Fruit ability."
Usopp's eyes seemed to widen at Kairo's explanation. Let's go, he had a plan.
So with that info, the names for the first race were written down:
{Nami – Usopp}
As for the second one—
Even if they didn't have much info (since you know, there was only a reasonable amount of info Kairo could get in such a short time).
"Wonderful information gatherer you are, not even being able to get everything. You sure you were trained right?"
Could you tell that Sanji and Kairo's relationship wasn't the best?
And to think all of this was over the fact that Nami seemed close to Kairo. Like jeez, Kairo was teaching practically everyone in the crew something, and for Nami, it was how to stop herself from turning into clouds.
As for how to use her cloud power, she knew more than him about that stuff.
So for the second round it was:
{Sanji – Zoro – Kairo}
Could you tell that they were trying to win the second round no matter what happened?
Anyway, Chopper and Luffy got to rest.
The announcer, Itomuzi—he had a weird-looking face but oh well—would begin speaking:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to another Davy Back Fight, where today our newest competitor, the Strawhat Pirates, will be facing against the uncontested champion of the Davy Back Fight, the amazing, spectacular Captain Foxy and the Foxy Pirates!"
"Get this man's dick out your mouth." Kairo was surprised—didn't think Sanji was the kind of person to say that, but oh well.
"This is blatant favoritism," Usopp would criticize, to which the announcer didn't seem to care much.
"Hey, don't you dare ignore me!" Usopp looked annoyed, but once more the announcer ignored him.
"For today's exhilarating race, our contestants will take part in the thrilling Donut Race!"
The man's voice was just booming with excitement.
"Now that the list has been handed in, we have our contestants!"
"For the Foxy Pirates, we have Porche... our idol!"
The sound of cheering could be heard.
"Go Porche...!"
"You are the best!"
Basically a bunch of fans glazing the fuck out of her.
"I love you all," she said, blowing kisses at the fans.
"Next up is our amazing fishman, Capote, the undisputed champion!"
They were truly glazing the fuck out of their crew. The fishman.
Next up was their shark, Monda... cool.
"And facing up against them is... Nami and Usopp!" The lack of enthusiasm in his voice was evident.
"You could have at least pretended to be excited!" Usopp shouted at the announcer.
The announcer would then reveal that they would have to build their boat.
Nami, however, didn't need such a thing.
She would summon some island clouds and create a boat.
Though she did use her staff for it.
"Would you look at that, it seems like the Strawhats possess a powerful weapon," the announcer would say. They had never seen a staff being able to summon clouds before.
Foxy's eyes seemed to shine with greed. He knew exactly what he was finna take.
As they finished the boat, they got on it. It felt solid enough.
Usopp would place two Reject Dials in the back of the boat for speed's sake.
While Nami seemed to be waving the staff around.
"Climax Road!" As she said this, what seemed to be clouds gathered near them, as if making a cloud. This weapon deadass looked busted.
A/N I should have a picture of the saru fruit below.
Would you rather crack Lois Lane while she married to Clark(injustice Superman)
Or crack Cat woman while she dating Batman….
Either way you getting your shit rock choose your poison.