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One man's trash is another man's treasure!(Trash-goddess! Oc x MHA)

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Skoria, known as the goddess of waste(or trash, as it’s called now),is what humans call a compulsive hoarder, so she’s not allowed into the Olympus until she ‘pulls herself together’. Now going as a human named Suzuki Masumi, she tries to become what humans call ‘Pro-hero’ to prove she can do something besides accumulate garbage.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1

As the gates to the Olympus closed behind me, I was furious.

I was given enough ambrosia and nectar for only three hundred years!

'It should be enough time for you to stop being so dirty' was what Zeus stated.

"Fine! I'll prove to all of you that I can do more than collect waste!" I spat as I turned around…just to realize I had nowhere to go.

'What part of earth to go to?' I thought as I put a hand on my chin.

"Eh, I'll just choose at random" I declared as I looked through all the countries.

I then stopped my finger on a weird island.

"Let's see, humans call this place Japan! Sounds exotic, well, I made my choice!" I declared.

So, I began investigating, and my eyes widened.

"Apparently, pro-heros are the best job here, sadly these humans nowadays need documents and such, oh well, nothing a goddess like me can't handle!" I started dramatically.

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I was whistling as, now in the form of a human girl, walked towards a beach full of trash.

'Apparently I need what humans call money to have a home, luckily education seems to be free' I thought as I took some steps towards the mountain of trash.

I began looking through the place to find something 

that could work as a temporary house until I could find money.

That's when I saw it.

It was what humans called a mini truck, and while it definitely saw better days, it was nothing to worry about.

I put my hand on it, and in a second, the dirtiness, oxide and more was gone.

 Now the thing was completely fixed.

What caught my attention was a small rectangular object.

"Oh yeah, humans call these cellphones" I thought outloud as I grabbed it.

Then, using my goddess powers, it was like new.

Sadly, it wouldn't turn on.

I slapped my head with my hand as I remembered that it needed electricity to work.

"Seriously?!" I complained.

I took a deep breath, and put a hand on my chin again.

'Okay skoria, don't stress yourself, just use your big beautiful brain!' I thought in my head.

I looked at the truck, and seeing the space, I got an idea.

I quickly began looking for some car doors, along with some metal, before putting it close to the truck.

I began modifying it until it looked like a camper house.

I opened one of the doors, before grabbing the things that could work for a house, like a sofa, desk, an old computer monitor, cpu, televisor, a fridge, a kitchen,small mattress, pillow and sheets.

As I put them in, I fixed every single one of them.

Then, for the final act, I grabbed something that I took of the Olympus out of spite.

One of Zeus' thunderbolts.

"Serve him right" I spat.

I used a small fraction of It's power, and it was enough to charge every single electronic artifact.

I smiled smugly.

Then, I finally turned on the 'cellphone',my eyes widening at how complex it was.

"Huh, guess humans are worth something after all" I spoke as I analyzed what it could do.

I searched on it "sell things" and a weird thing appeared with lots of products and prices.

I then exited the new vehicle, before looking through the trash for things to sell.

After all, classes here started in six weeks, I needed money to buy whatever this 'school' thing asked.

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I let out a yawn as I walked with a bag of sweets in my hand.

I might not need human food, but this 'junk' food sure tasted awesome!

I gave a bite of what humans called 'mochi', letting out a moan.

'Maybe staying here isn't so bad after all!' I thought happily.

Just then, I could feel a presence behind me, before the being grabbed me.

"Nobody moves or the brat dies!" The man yelled.

I could hear gasps and screams as the man declared "I want money and fast! If I don't…well, you'll see!" the bastard threatened.

I had a blank look on my face as the gorilla man had me in his strong arms.

"Where's the police?! I want my money now-!" The ape kept shouting.

At least until a rusty, broken-down microwave fell from the sky in such a way that it only hurt the imbecile primate.

Everyone was stunned, while I just liberated myself from his arms.

I was about to walk away when I heard a woman shout "That girl used her quirk!"

Before I knew it, I was tied up.

"Oh for fuck's sake-!" I began shouting, but stopped when I saw who was doing so.

A man with shoulder-length black hair and goggles was responsible, and I would be angry if it wasn't because he was handsome.

"You used your quirk illegally, we'll call your parents to make sure you understand the consequences-" he stated in a monotone voice.

I couldn't help it.

I roared with a laugh.

Then, I said something that made him freeze.

"My father swallowed my mom, and he doesn't give a fuck about me, so don't waste your time" I mocked him.

He then regained the compostura, and stated monotly "Nice try, but saying creepy lies won't work-"

If I had my arms free, I would be shrugging "Believe what you want, it doesn't change that it happened".

He took a deep breath, before not replying and just putting me Specialized Cuffs.

I rolled my eyes as I heard him talk to somebody to bring Detective Tsukauchi…whoever he is.

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I was now in an interrogation room, after everyone made sure I was 'neutralized'.

'If only they knew this was pointless' I laughed in my head.

I was snapped out of my thoughts as s cleared their throat to catch my attention, and looked up to see a man with a hat.

"Hello, my name's Tsukauchi,and I'm going to ask you some simple questions. It would be best for all of us if you cooperate" he spoke in a kind tone.

I raised an eyebrow, but decided to follow his game, and nodded.

He smiled, and asked me "First question, what's your name?".

I blurted "Skoria", before my eyes widened.

He raised an eyebrow, but, realizing I couldn't lie, I smiled.

It didn't really matter if they knew the truth or not, after all, they think I'm trapped with them, when they're actually trapped with me.

"Allright, next question, what's your quirk?" The detective asked.

I just replied "I'm quirkless".

He blinked for a second, before turning towards the handsome man, and asking "Eraserhead, are you using your quirk in me?".

Before he could reply, I cut in "Nope! No matter how hard I try, I can't lie to you!".

His eyes widened, before asking "Wait…what are you?".

I smiled smugly as I revealed the truth.

"I'm a goddess".

I then exploded in laughter at their shocked expressions.

"Oh man, telling the truth was sooo worth it!" I giggled.

"That doesn't make sense, if you were truly a 'goddess', then why are you tied here? What's more, my quirk shouldn't affect you!" the detective exploded.

My smile turned evil as I said "I could free myself the moment that cutie tied me, I just didn't want to".

Before they could reply, I added something that made the freezer in place.

"As for why your quirk affects me? Sadly, the bastard of my father is the reason they exist in the first place".