"Ahem, as I mentioned before, Sir. Adrian. You are recruited as part of the Ghost Extermination Project named: Anti-Ghost Project."
Nice. How lame. The intro was better than the title, awesome!
"Mr. Deer—"
"David, Sir. Adrian."
"Yes, er, Mr. David, question, are there other people other than me?"
I need to verify if I am indeed within the universe of Soleum!
(Now that you mention it…)
"Yes—you will have co-workers."
"Is there an employee named Kim Soleum—"
"No, there is none." David answered quickly.
"...My life is done for~"
"However, your co-workers are very competent."
"Please… stop talking, I'll die of uselessness right here."
***
"Have you calmed down? Master Adrian?"
What the hell is this guy saying? Earlier it was Sir now Master?
"It was a joke"
Can you read minds?!
"Anyway Sir. Adrian, I will lead you now to the lobby."
David then led me out of the party-decorated room to what seemed like a normal office lobby, it included desk, chairs and… a door leading out to darkness.
"Then Sir. Adrian, please sign here."
"Since when did you go there?! Haa."
I made my way towards the counter where a piece of paper was laid flatly.
"Wait, this..."
________________________________________________________________________
Full Name: Adrian Ace Miller
Age: 21
Contact Info: Currently unreachable
Email Address: [email protected] (Do NOT contact. Player is unstable)
Skills/Competencies:
Gaming:
●Expert in procrastination & rage-quitting
●Dodging responsibility: Master level
●Panic management: Beginner—obviously failing
●Multilingual panic: English / Korean / Japanese (an obvious otaku)
Work Experience:
●Professional gamer
●Professional live streamer
●Lifetime experience in avoiding real jobs
Education:
●Graduated high school
●College/University (Completed): Computer Programming
Relationship:
None(LOL)
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Player Stats:
Courage: 2/10
Cowardice: MAX
Panic level: Overflowing
Social skills: Questionable
Survival skills: TBD (probably 0/10, see previous panic episodes)
________________________________________
"...Are they stalking me?"
⟨ALERT: PLAYER ADRIAN HAS CAUGHT **********⟩