After recieving a message through the orb I quickly reappeared within the shop, "Kintoki, I know it's your first time dealing with a customer but-"
"This is ridiculous kyon! These IS are on a level even I with my great mind haven't even come up with personally! And what do you mean you sell everything? Do you sell thoughts? Do you sell ideas? Do you sell dreams? Do you sell things that shouldn't and couldn't even exist?! That is illogical and unscientific to the highest degree kyon!" I saw a woman laying into Kintoki who was so baffled he didn't know how to handle the situation at all.
"Boss! Thank the gods you are here! Please help me cause I don't get what she's talking about!" He said seeing me and pleading for my help.
"Alright Kintoki let me handle this then." I said as I realized that this was probably above his pay grade, as while he's not an idiot I wouldn't put his sctong suit into scientific topics.
"I am sorry Miss for my employee's lack of knowledge in this field, I am the owner of this wonderful shop, and while it may sound absurd this shop can sell anything as you have seen already." I say to her as I pulled up her name for me as I wasn't too familiar with this bunny eared woman.
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[Name: Tabane Shinonono]
[World: Infinite Stratos]
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"I have seen the list of items you sell here yes, but it's utterly absurd Kyon! The level of technological development could send earth ahead hundreds of years!" She said in a matter of fact kind of way as her mechanical bunny ears wiggled back and forth on her head.
"And it will, of course if you were to buy from my shop, though money isn't very useful here unless you have an extremely large amount of precious metals like gold and silver along with rare gems at that." I explained to her as she looked over the panel that was in front of her showing a plethora of IS schematics, fully made IS along with Mechs from other worlds.
"Then what exactly do you take that's worth anything in this shop then?" She couldn't help but ask as she was intrigued by what was inside of the shop as a whole.
"Anything can be made payment, personal projects, rare items, people, limbs, full on planets, anything can be sold it just depends how much is said thing worth to the shop, you could sacrifice your own immense intellect Mrs. Shinonono along with your life span or even your soul as some people have made payments in that regard as well." Anything can be bought and as such anything could be sold, it all just depends how the shop views the items being sold.
"Even my panties?" * Pfft! Cough! Cough!* Hearing that Kintoki spat out the cola he was drinking in surprise.
"Mrs. Shinonono, while you can sell anything your panties aren't worth anything in the shop." I say as I pull up a screen before me.
[Tabane Shinonono Panties (Used)]
[Credits worth 0.001]
Sure there were things worth less than a singular credit but they were for very common items you could get in any world so the price is obviously low, it was only that high because she is an important character in her world even though she's not one of the main characters.
"This isn't right kyon! I'm one of the greatest minds of my world! My panties should be worth more than that!" She said seeming upset her panties aren't worth that much in the eyes of the shop.
Hearing this I sigh, "Well there is an Auction option for customers to use when selling items if they believe that the price that they are being bought for is too low of a price." I say to her.
As the Multiversal shop has an infinite number of shops that open up in infinite different timelines there is bound to be people from other worlds and universes who would like to buy other universes objects.
"Then let's go with that! I want to auction off my panties and see what they sell for!" She said wanting to go down that route.
Hearing that I snap my fingers and suddenly she feels a cold breeze between her legs as a timer starts.
"Your item will be up on the auction for 24 hours in multiverse time, which in here is akin to about roughly 15 minutes in here, so you can take a seat while the auction is going for your panties and you will get whatever price it sells for." I say to her as I motioned for her to take a seat in the lounge area.
I guess she didn't feel awkward without panties on as she sat their patiently waiting for her sale to go through.
But I mean come on who is gonna buy her panties higher than what they go for anyway?
(15 minutes later)
[Item Tabane Shinonono Panties (Used) Has been sold]
[Price sold for 100 credits]
"PFFT! Cough! Cough! Cough! What the hell?! Who would buy some used panties for 100 credits?!?!" I couldn't help but say in surprise.
[Meanwhile in a Completely different Multiverse Shop]
"Hehehehehehe….. Yessss….." a rather creepy and depressing looking guy said as he happily bought the used panties.
"Now my collection for the IS Universe is complete!" He said excitedly as his inventory was categorized by the many different multiverses of stories for himself.
He was within his own mad scientist lab where many giant tubes were full of unconscious women.
"Finally I can clone another woman for my collection!" He said with a sick and twisted grin while he extracted the DNA from the panties before going out of his way to clone Tabane Shinonono for himself.
[Back in the Main Shop]
*Shiver* "Ugh…. I suddenly got the chills…." Tabane said but soon shook it off before looking back at me with a smug look on her face.
"Alright I was wrong, clearly there are people out there who would buy that, anyway you earned yourself 100 credits for that auction sale, so make your choice on what you want to buy for yourself." I say to her letting her look over the list of items once more.
Soon enough she figured out what she wanted which were the blueprints for the designs of Titans from Titanfall, giant Mechs from Pacfic Rim, the Eva's from Evangelion along with the Combat Armors from Call of Duty Advanced Warfare.
Blueprints are much cheaper to get compared to the actual things so she was able to easily get all of them herself which made her smile as a result.
"Oooo I can feel a bit of inspiration coming on! Thanks Mr.Shopkeeper!" She said excitedly as she held onto the many blueprint designs in front of her that give her plenty of different ideas for herself to make improvements to her IS outside of the possible future designs.
"No problem, come again." I say after handing her the orb with a note explaining its function before she left the shop.
"Hooo…. Thanks boss, I'm not really good with those smart types." He says to me as I just pat him on the shoulder.
"It's alright Kintoki, though you might want to read up on these things so I don't have to bail you out if this happens again." I say but he looks depressed hearing that.
"Maaaan I hate studying things like that, that's why I was a warrior more than I ever was a noble in my old life." He says to which a shrugged at him.
"Well if you want to keep working on your Bear(Bike) your gonna have to learn whether you like it or not." I say to him as he gets more depressed hearing that.
With that said I headed on out of the store once more in the outskirts of the Holy city of the Slane Theocracy.
"Olga and Chloe are going to take awhile to get strong enough to lead in this world, so since I don't have much to do let's go over to the Dragon Country and see if we can earn us some dragon friends." I mutter to myself before I mass teleported away from the Slane Theocracy and towards the Dragon Country.
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