Me in cave be only gay one, who wanted buddy Urk to pound him from behind.
Me get brilliant idea, just become leader of the gays.
Me kick everyone out of cave except Urk, while he sleep, me explore his hole.
Urk ask: "What you doing, why you kick everyone out of cave."
Me say me gonna renovate cave, decorate it with rainbow colors.
Me start blowing into cow horn, calling gays from other caves and banging them.
Ogabuga, me put long pipe in mouth, make secret club out of cave. Other tribe already beat me up. Ogabuga, me take club in hand, hunt men and make them servants.
Few men come to cave, me test them and ask for sex,
If someone refuse, me kill them, then zip up the corpse,
Serve soup in club, and give ass in exchange for meat.
Me tell Urk to spread the news, invite all gays from the land.
Me serve fermented grapes in club, earlier poison them with berries,
From sleeping man rod rises better, Caveman toss me around by ass.
Ogabuga, me put long pipe in mouth, make secret club out of cave. Other tribe already beat me up. Ogabuga, me take club in hand, hunt men and make them servants.
Other tribe say war, me not convince them to join club.
Me sneak into their cave at night, put all men in cages.
On the way woman grab me by pipe, me puke and wheeze after that.
Bring handsome men to cave, leave good impression on club members.
Paint drawing on cave wall, showing how to penetrate ass for Urk.
All night fondle each other in sleeping bags, me discover happiness.
Ogabuga, me put long pipe in mouth.