"You know the drill—three wishes, three rolls."
The God grabbed the lever and yanked it down like he was starting a lawnmower. The Lucky Wheel lit up and spun.
[You won an SSR Card — (Double Your Card Card!)]
"An SSR on the first roll? Congrats, lucky boy." The God readied the wheel for roll number two.
"I thought SSR cards give you powers. What's this?" Aziel squinted at the glowing card.
"We based the cards on typical human wishes," the God explained. "But to spice things up, we added… special ones."
"Most SSR cards do give you powers," he continued. "But that one? That's one of the most desired cards in the entire SSR pool."
"I'm literally the first human to use this wheel. How do you know what's 'most desired'?"
"Useless question," the God sighed. "But fine. As I said, we're tired of humans trying loopholes for infinite wishes—so we tested the wheel ourselves first."
"So. Abandon or keep?"
"I'll keep this."
Risky, considering his next cards might be garbage—but doubling nothing was worse.
"Alright then. Next roll."
The God pulled the lever again.
[You won an SSR Card — (Choose Your Immortality!)]
**[Choices:
Hyper Regeneration
Soul Immortality
Infinite Regression
Return by Death
5…
6… ]**
"Eh? Another SSR? How lucky can you—"
"Abandon. Reroll." Aziel didn't even let him finish.
The God froze. "Did you just… reject immortality?"
"Yeah. And?"
"I mean—most humans would kill for immortality. Actually, many did. What made you reject it?"
"Let's just say I'm not 'most humans.'"
Truth was, immortality sounded cool until you remembered every story about immortal people being miserable, lonely, or insane. And immortality without offense? That's just being a tank with no teammates. A roamer with no marksman. Pathetic.
Just being immortal wasn't enough. He didn't want to watch the world—he wanted to play in it.
"Alright," the God sighed. The card vanished with a snap.
"Reroll!"
Another pull. Another spin.
[You won an SSR Card — (PICK A CARD! ANY CARD!)
(SSR cards or below only)]
Hey hey hey—three SSRs in a row? You sure you're not some secret divine son of heaven?"
"Lady Luck is my bitch."
"Careful," the God said. "She's someone's wife."
Aziel ignored him and scrolled through the choices appearing before him.
He looked at the Normal rarity first.
Average human wishes. Fame, money, talent, influence. Nothing surprising.
"Wow. So these are the dreams of humanity, huh?" he muttered. "Peak materialism.
Two cards did catch his eye:
[Sexy Elven Wife!]
[Goth Mommy That Will Spoil You Rotten]
He would've used his dick as a brain right now and choose these two instantly using his first card, but luckily, he didn't have it on his current form.
Then something else flickered past.
"Was that—"
A simple card:
[Happiness]
"Bro just wanted to be happy," Aziel whispered. "Must be a cool dude."
Anyone who wished for that? 100% someone he'd vibe with.
One hour of scrolling later…
He finally found the card he wanted.
The God went silent. Completely still.
After a long sigh:
"I know what you're about to do. But are you sure? Sacrificing two wishes for a guaranteed UR or SUR?"
"It's called a good trade," Aziel grinned. "Like sacrificing your fighter to kill the enemy's late-game marksman."
He felt smart. Actually smart. This was galaxy-brain behavior.
"No—wait," he added. "It's not just a good trade. After I get that (Become a God) card? I can grant my own wishes."
"You humans are way too greedy," the God said, crossing his arms.
"I'm glad you already know."
Aziel used his first card to double his second card:
[Remove Two Rarity!] → [Remove Four Rarity!]
He erased Normal, Rare, SR, and SSR entirely.
Only UR and SUR remained.
"Hey, God," Aziel said, smirking. "You patient?"
"I've got nothing but time, kid."
Aziel stared at the now tiny pool of UR and SUR cards floating in front of him.
"Only two rarities left," he said. "UR and SUR."
The God nodded. "Remember, kid—you removed four rarities. Every roll now is either jackpot… or bigger jackpot."
Aziel cracked his nonexistent knuckles.
"Good. Let's high-roll this bitch."
The God grabbed the lever.
"You ready?"
"Bro, I was born for this. Literally died for this."
Roll #1CLANK!
The wheel spun violently, sparks flying like it was about to explode.
UR – Become the Chosen Hero of Any World]
"Ew. Pass," Aziel said immediately.
"'Ew'?" the God repeated. "Most mortals dream of—"
"Yeah, yeah, chosen hero, prophecy, destiny. I don't want to be some kingdom's emotional support animal."
"Fair enough."
The God snapped. The card dissolved.
Roll #2CLANK! WHIRRRRR—
[UR – Perfect Body, Perfect Mind]
Aziel snorted. "So basically GymTok but permanent?"
"Pretty much."
"Abandon."
Gone.
Roll #5 The wheel spun again.
[UR – Infinite Mana Reactor]
"Tempting," Aziel said. "But if I take that, I'm just gonna become a walking charger."
"Actually, that's—"
"Next!"
Roll #9[UR – Become a Demon Lord]
"Peak edgelord energy," Aziel muttered. "But no."
The God nodded. "Understandable. Too many paperwork."
Roll #14The wheel creaked from overuse. Even the void seemed tired.
WHIRRRRRR—
CLUNK!
[SUR – Absolute Cosmic Flame]
Aziel leaned forward.
"…SUR?"
"Yup," the God said. "One of the big ones."
"What does it do?"
"You become living fire."
"Oh."
A beat.
"Abandon," Aziel said.
"Understandable," the God replied. "You'd basically be a stove with trauma."
Roll #23The wheel spun so fast it looked like it was glitching.
Clank!
[SUR – Omnipresent Hunger]
Aziel recoiled. "The hell is THAT?"
"Oh," the God said casually, "you'd become a conceptual entity that exists only to consume creation."
"…Does it come with snacks?"
"It is snacks."
"No. Next. Immediately."
Roll #32 At this point the God looked mildly offended.
Kid, are you fishing for something specific? Because you're rejecting SUR cards like they're expired coupons."
Aziel shrugged.
"I'll know it when I see it."
Roll #47The wheel slowed.
click-click-click-click—CLUNK
A golden light surged out.
A pressure filled the void like something enormous just breathed.
The system displayed:
[SUR – TRUE DRAGON] Become a True Dragon — one of the highest lifeforms in the multiverse.
Absolute Evolution | Conceptual Body | Elemental Sovereignty | Infinite Potential | Supreme Mana Authority
Aziel froze.
The God froze.
Reality froze.
"…Well damn," Aziel whispered.
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